Mini Twilight Headcanon: Jacob Almost Slips Up About Edward Being A Vamp In Front Of Charlie (cause He

#i just reblog whatever my sister reblogs

its time i stop making twilight pins and do something about the economy

fandom people online will ignore the political landscape and blog about their blorbos all the time and then make the shocked pikachu face when abortions become illegal while they were blorbo blogging in the blogosphere

What do you want me to do about it on tumblr man. It’s tumblr.

oh he absolutely does, and when he gets bored in class i like to think he watches stuff thru clairvoyance, like his dad at work or whatever

Do y’all think Saiki moves things with his mind to fidget? Like on the outside he’s calm but twenty miles away he’s telekinetically fixing a fountain

Bella:YOU SAID YOU WERE TAKING CARE OF RENESMEE

Emmett:

Chat is it normal to be scared of having blood

so anyway have yall seen Scream

love how Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt fucked so hard that everyone was just like “ok that’s his song now”

im having such a jolly time!

Edward on Google the day before his honeymoon

the fuck is he gonna do?? wake me up? kill me? 

if I woke up in a saw trap I would simply go back to sleep

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!