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twilight au where bella has a backbone and tells edward to fuck off after his stunt in Italy

im going into a soup frenzy woaaaaghhhhhhhhh

The Cullens but if they used tiktok lol

-Alice would absolutely use Tiktok frequently and force the other cullens to make accounts

-That being said, Alice would post lots, LOTS, of tiktoks and participate in fun little trends. At first bitch baby Edward was like “Don’t you’ll expose us” but then realized that they can explain any suspicion away with filters.

-She also very actively plays Roblox horror games and gets accused of hacking. 

-Edward makes emo Simpsons edits+edgy povs. you wanna pretend this skinny illinois whiteboy wouldnt sHE beLIEveD every fucking caption? 

-Edward’s pov character is a wizard named Flame of war. He is a mob boss/patriot/single father looking for love in a dark, unaccepting world. 

-Rosalie has tons of followers, she posts short videos of her lipsyncing or just fit checks for funsies. Otherwise, she wouldn’t really have any interest in social media. 

-Bella doesn’t post, but her fyp is the funniest, edward keeps trying to get her to duet his povs.

-Emmett most definetly makes gym vids and bf pov/thirst traps. all of the comments are either asking if he does steroids or about his massive mommy milkerz

-Carlisle doesn’t post, but he follows all the doctors of tiktok in solidarity and comments things like “nice!” or “awesome info!” or “this is not correct. delete.”

-Jasper only likes and comments on Alice’s videos, but his comments are just like the thumbs up emoji or a smiley face, he once tried to post but the vid got taken down for the confederate flag in the back. 

-Esme doesnt have tiktok because i love her too much and dont want that for her. Neither does Renesmee bc she’s a dumb fucking baby and I hate her.

-Jacob got banned from social media for being a literal child predator.

oh he absolutely does, and when he gets bored in class i like to think he watches stuff thru clairvoyance, like his dad at work or whatever

Do y’all think Saiki moves things with his mind to fidget? Like on the outside he’s calm but twenty miles away he’s telekinetically fixing a fountain

love how Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt fucked so hard that everyone was just like “ok that’s his song now”

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

so anyway have yall seen Scream