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the fuck is he gonna do?? wake me up? kill me? 

if I woke up in a saw trap I would simply go back to sleep

im having such a jolly time!

Edward on Google the day before his honeymoon

its time i stop making twilight pins and do something about the economy

fandom people online will ignore the political landscape and blog about their blorbos all the time and then make the shocked pikachu face when abortions become illegal while they were blorbo blogging in the blogosphere

What do you want me to do about it on tumblr man. It’s tumblr.

— Tatum and Stu doing the absolute most

#i just reblog whatever my sister reblogs

edward: I've killed before

bella (not an empath): i don't care

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

The Cullen kids fave artists/genre

Edward: His is probably the easiest because liking classical music is so Edward. He’s the most pretentious vampire I’ve ever seen and would absolutely play Du Bist Die Ruh then get shocked when no one else is into it. I think he also would enjoy Mitski, Paul Anka, and artists with a calmer sound

Bella: I know Smeyer wrote that Bella doesn’t really listen to music but no. She would love 70s music. ABBA, Glen Campbell, Elton John, etc. But her favorite would be Kate Bush (i know shes 80s but shh) for girlboss reasons. I think she’d also enjoy east coast rap.

Alice: Waterparks, My Chemical Romance, Rob Zombie, Chloe Moriondo, artists like that. She’s got a pink shoes black socks vibe, y’know? Her and Edwards music tastes are complete opposites and ALice would try her best to keep up with new music because she wants to support artists that are actually alive and need the money. (Full shade to Edward.)

Emmett: EDM beep boop wowowow music that no one else enjoys. Like dubstep electronic construction sound music so Food House, 100 Gecs (I’ so sorry but it’s true.) and Fraxiom. But also lots of like early 2000′s pop (im thinking Taio Cruz, Pitbull type stuff.)

Jasper: Yeehaw giddy up honky tonk whewww doggy. Luke Bryan is his idol. He kisses his Dolly Parton poster before bed every night then lays there and tells her about his day while cuddling a Johnny Cash body pillow that lays between him and Alice each night (which is fine because Alice has a Hanayo Koizumi cardboard cutout she also needs to sleep next to.)

Rosalie: Sir Chloe, Florence + The Machine, Zeph, Kehlani, any girlboss musician. she rarely listens to male artists and no i am not projecting so dont even. she’s the reason im making this bc i was listening to Femme Fatale by Sir Chloe and had an epiphany. Rosalie is so emotionally constipated that only a starry eyed himbo could get to her heart so look me in the eyes and say she wouldn’t lose her mind over Zeph’s demo ‘Brave Enough’ ??? yeah sure buddy she TOTALLY doesn’t get stabby. 

so anyway have yall seen Scream