Edward: I've Killed Before

love how Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt fucked so hard that everyone was just like “ok that’s his song now”

oh my god i reblogged something and now im POSTING?!? watch out bc my sins have been warshed away and edamomie

the fuck is he gonna do?? wake me up? kill me? 

if I woke up in a saw trap I would simply go back to sleep

oh he absolutely does, and when he gets bored in class i like to think he watches stuff thru clairvoyance, like his dad at work or whatever

Do y’all think Saiki moves things with his mind to fidget? Like on the outside he’s calm but twenty miles away he’s telekinetically fixing a fountain

so anyway have yall seen Scream

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

reading this knowing damn well i have failed almost every history class ive taken and being reminded that i have a U.S history class i havent looked at since February 🤩🤩

crush

pairing: jasper hale x reader

summary: you and jasper share a history class and little do you know he has an infatuation with you. (headcanons)

word count: 0.4k

requested by anon

note: i hope this is okay and what you wanted. thank youuu for requesting this! 🥺

• when jasper first noticed you, you walked into history class.

• he liked the way you chewed on your bottom lip before carefully picking your answer.

• you were smart. smarter than the average history student.

• it's probably what first drew him in.

• but then when jasper started to really watch you, he noticed just how much he started to be infatuated with you.

• he liked the little crease that formed between your brows. the clip you always used in your hair, and the ring you wore on your right hand everyday.

• you were a unique human to him. and today, he couldn't help but notice your frustration.

• jasper felt it deeply in waves. he felt your emotions more than anybody he's ever met before.

• you were searching for a hair tie in your backpack's front zipper.

• of course, you turned up with nothing though.

• whenever you used one, you always forgot to put it back away or supply and replace them with new.

• he didn't question earlier when his closest friend, alice, handed him a hair tie.

• knowing she had seen something that would happen later today.

• and she was right.

• jasper leaned forward, tapping you lightly on the shoulder and you turned.

• your cheeks were flushed, it was probably due to the anger and embarrassment you felt. your emotions were high, nearing that time of the month again.

• "here you go, darlin'" he whispered, holding out a black tie while not wanting to disturb the teacher.

• you put your hand out, grabbing it and put it on your wrist. your fingertips brushed his and he instantly looked up at you.

• when you glanced up you noticed golden speckles around the iris of his brown eyes. they were unusual but that was something you liked about jasper.

• "thank you jas." you replied, the soft of your voice soothing his worries about you.

• "of course. walk you to your next class?" jasper questioned.

• class was done, the bell had just run and now that he was able to finally talk to you, he needed no wanted to know more.

• you smiled while gathering up your hair and smoothing down the top. you pulled the elastic and pulled it into a bun.

• "i'd like that. actually, i had a theory about the american civil war and wanted your input on it."

• jasper smirked, knowing he could help you with anything regarding that topic.

• he grabbed your backpack, resting it on his shoulder after he laced his own through his arms. "after you ma'am."

its time i stop making twilight pins and do something about the economy

fandom people online will ignore the political landscape and blog about their blorbos all the time and then make the shocked pikachu face when abortions become illegal while they were blorbo blogging in the blogosphere

What do you want me to do about it on tumblr man. It’s tumblr.

im going into a soup frenzy woaaaaghhhhhhhhh