Her: I Wish Someone Would Take Me Out On A Date

Her: I wish someone would take me out on a date

Me: well my lady, let's go out

Her: you are asking me out, are you going joking or...

Me: well no if you say yes to my date

Her: you are crazy

Me: I have to go...

Her: I Wish Someone Would Take Me Out On A Date

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2 years ago

2394 reblogs and ill get a "hot sausage" tattoo

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5 years ago

It's silence I crave, it's why I swim

The weight of water

Over me

Around me-

The safe silence of submergence.

At the waters edge I may be ugly,

But underwater, we are made equal And

When I speak strokes

I Am Beautiful.

-Adaptation of my favourite book, the weight of water by Sarah Crossan


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5 years ago
Love Quotes
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5 years ago

I think people would be happier if they admitted things more often. In a sense we are all prisoners of some memory, or fear, or disappointment—we are all defined by something we can’t change.

5 years ago

I want to love

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2 years ago
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2 years ago
Max Ritvo, From Four Reincarnations: Poems; “Living It Up”

Max Ritvo, from Four Reincarnations: Poems; “Living it up”

[Text ID: “I wish you would let me know / how difficult it is to love me. / Then I would know you love me / beneath all that difficulty.”]

5 years ago

These I have loved

A great tall girl, full of blue

Inviting lips, sweet to the eye but never tasted

Glasses that were black but now are pink

A voice of the ocean, Like waves hitting the breakwater

Of hair so perfect, Aphrodite should blush

A figure akin to the sun setting on the horizon

A connection so deep, the ocean has nothing on it

The future that lights up my nighttime

A conversation of Apple's and taste

Two people so together- hot and cold water

The sound of soothing poetry

A great tall girl

Yes,

These I have loved


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5 years ago

To be beautiful means to be yourself. You don’t need to be accepted by others. You need to accept yourself

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Just A 23 Year Writing To Stay Relevant, discovering the meme-ing of life along the way - Let's Not Talk Anymore 🌻

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