911 He Fucking Painted His Nails

this has been in my head for weeks

"they can't make another aos chris pine is old and raggedy now" you don't understand. this is exactly why they have to make another aos.

Steve is at Eddie's gig.

Is he:

a) jealous

b) protective

c) touch starved

(the answer is all three)

Love From The Other Side (2.5k)

Gift for @cat-clawz in the Phandom Holiday Gift Exchange 2024! Fic is based loosely on Love From the Other Side by Fall Out Boy.

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Hope you enjoy! Happy Holidays to everyone!

<3

dan… where did you get *those*?

(aka me and my friend took dnp plushies to the mall and i was let loose with plushie dan in a spencers)

(here are some additional images i find amusing)

i got these options on sims 4 and had to make this meme hehe

edit: i never expected this to get 1k notes tysm :o

You guys just don't get it, you don't understand her* like I do. You don't get it like I do, you don't appreciate her like I do. You don't KNOW her like I do.

*Star Trek 2009 JJ Abrams Kelvin timeline blue eye blond haired slut James T. Kirk

✨William Shatner: 😍🤤 I LOVE YOU muah muah muah 💋💋

Leonard Nimoy: 🥴🫠 Love you back. I knew you were gonna do that 😍🥰✨

new phancam on youtube!!

Y’all I love the dynamic in episode 5 so much…

One of the reasons I love ofmd is because Ed and Stede are both repressed in ways that are inherently exclusive to queer men but in completely different ways. It makes the way they learn from each other so interesting and informs what they need from each other.

Stede’s able to present himself in a way that reads as queer by modern standards his whole life because of his aristocratic status, but he doesn’t want it. (And yes modern standards matter in a historical fiction show that has lines like “ew, lame” 😂). His whole life he’s been blamed by everyone in his life for not being “man” enough, not being able to even fake it till he makes it. The fact that his queerness is worn on his sleeve at all times with only the virtue of period typical straight obliviousness keeping him hidden makes it so he almost kind of has a “been there done that” attitude about it. After all, it only ever lead to bad things.

Meanwhile Blackbeard is the exact masculine ideal Stede thinks he (himself) should be, and he doesn’t want that. Ed’s the perfect definition of a “real man” but it’s something he was forced to hastily toss up like a wall for defense decades ago without actually considering what makes him feel like himself. He lights up at the promise of colorful fancy clothes, he likes being soft and kind of ridiculous, he wants to be the one who’s wooed by someone he likes. But he can’t ever really have an outlet for those things because he accidentally became the literal poster child of traditional masculinity. (It’s the classic “ran into the closet so hard you broke through the wall and don’t even know where tf you are now” lol)

So what happens in episode 5?

Ed let’s Stede “save the day” instead of him which culminates in a ship on fire (peak swash buckling), and Stede let’s Ed stand under the moonlight and basically hear that he’s pretty.