Imagine A Parent Teacher Conference With Beanix. Like This Man That Looks Like A Hobo And Plays Poker

imagine a parent teacher conference with beanix. like this man that looks like a hobo and plays poker piano professionally at the shadiest gay bar ever when he used to be the biggest defense lawyer around

Idk thinking about Trucy at school having a career counselor who takes one look at her listed aspiration of “professional magician” and calls her and her father into a conference to discuss his concerns that she doesn’t have realistic career goals

Cue Trucy and Phoenix effortlessly tag-teaming the sob story of “Oh but my poor sweet MaMa and PaPa in Heaven… they were magicians, you see, I only wish to keep their memory close, keep it alive…” and “Perhaps it makes me a poor father, but I just can’t bear to take away the one thing she has left of them…” until the counselor is so mortified he just relents and never questions it again

(Phoenix is not worried about his daughter’s success even slightly, and Trucy was never worried that he would be)

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1 month ago

Lana’s frame being pointed because she’s chief prosecutor but pointing down because her life is in shambles while edgeworth in aa6 is pointing up because his life has improve so much and he’s actually content is so meaningful to me

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Prosecutor’s office AA1 vs AA6


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2 weeks ago
Why Is It Giving Me This When Over Half Of My Posts Are Reblogs Lol

why is it giving me this when over half of my posts are reblogs lol

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2 weeks ago

Soj is making me literally bawl wtf

1 month ago

Almost every interaction in the game gets better after finishing it

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the fact that both missile and sissel don’t know what guns are because they are a dog and a cat respectably is just such good subtle foreshadowing. this whole game is just idiot to idiot communication

This Might Be One Of My Favorite Side Conversations In The Game.
This Might Be One Of My Favorite Side Conversations In The Game.
This Might Be One Of My Favorite Side Conversations In The Game.
This Might Be One Of My Favorite Side Conversations In The Game.
This Might Be One Of My Favorite Side Conversations In The Game.
This Might Be One Of My Favorite Side Conversations In The Game.
This Might Be One Of My Favorite Side Conversations In The Game.
This Might Be One Of My Favorite Side Conversations In The Game.
This Might Be One Of My Favorite Side Conversations In The Game.
This Might Be One Of My Favorite Side Conversations In The Game.

This might be one of my favorite side conversations in the game.


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2 weeks ago

me

the worst thing about being an adult is that if i don’t want to go somewhere i can’t just say that my mom says no. i have to come up with an actual excuse

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nerdylesbian64 - putting the gay in gamer
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