No Life No Friends No Anything Just Duolingo Except No Duolingo Either

i found a mad man on duolingo

what did Duo have to get his hands into, to get a man this strong willed, this determined? we will never know

my dad's friends are fucking hilarious

you know your mind is weird place when you make a decision or plans or anything and people question it, yet for you it was literally the most logical thing (???)

"im highly in need of your assistance" i say to my narrator

okay so im not saying i have my life together BUT im slowly starting to get there :D

like

look what i made today (at 1am <3) :D

im literally so amazing and none of u can change my mind (•ˇ‿ˇ•)

so you are trying to tell me that men can have long hair but the second they put on feminine clothes they are being told they are *not straight* ? and women can wear whatever they like but when they cut their hair short and have an undercut they are, again, *not straight* ?

kinda funny innit, mate?

my job is The Bench (specifically at a nice park only during nice days)

my phone is dying but so am i so its okay lol

broz its not "being cool" im trying to let out The Sad

my friends are not ready for whats coming

>:)