My Friends Are Not Ready For Whats Coming

yes there is undeniable evidence but what makes you think that? honestly. stop for a minute and look into yourself.

my phone is dying but so am i so its okay lol

the darkest hours are just before dawn

there you go, *flag's name* i knew it

ok but what if there's a punchline O_o

there is no plot but lets twist it

my mind? ive lost my mind. ive lost everything! the man i love, my best friend. although now apparently hes got a new best friend, whats that about? what else is he hiding? who is the real him? who am i? a direct descendant of gloreth? i never asked for that! now everyone expects me to arrest ballister, and if i dont, im a traitor to you and if i do, im a traitor to him! oooh and on top of that! i chopped off his arm! his. arm! who chops off an arm? becouse i was trained to? arm chopping is not a love language!*

*im fine, director.

my dad's friends are fucking hilarious

my job is The Bench (specifically at a nice park only during nice days)

having no tasty cheese is like experiencing a sensation that resembles being punched in the gut. today i have been punched in the gut several times, consequently as many times as i have opened the refrigerator.