Big Shoutout To The Friend Who Takes Pictures Of The Picture-taking Friend

so you are trying to tell me that men can have long hair but the second they put on feminine clothes they are being told they are *not straight* ? and women can wear whatever they like but when they cut their hair short and have an undercut they are, again, *not straight* ?

kinda funny innit, mate?

i suck ass at history

thank you

we dont have rules but this isnt right

no life no friends no anything just duolingo except no duolingo either

i dont have duolingo, duolingo has me

my phone is dying but so am i so its okay lol

if I slept enough you wouldn't stand a chance

stab wound? you mean extra pocket

yes it does sound like something i'd 100% do but essentially i wouldnt, right? becouse think again.

COMING SOON: IM GOING TO JAIL

im gonna k1|| someone

because: i was doing my nails and i messed the last one up /obviously/ and when i got back to fixing it, i messed up another nail

and another one

slowly

i messed up

all my fucking nails

every single one of them

the incident happened 2 hours ago, now its 5am, im tired of life and tomorrow is christmas

happy holidays :)

my friends and i usually meet up once a week but i didnt have the time last week. sometimes i think that they might not even like me but yesterday one of them gave me the fattest hug i have ever recieved