Crack That Turned Into A Headcannon

crack that turned into a headcannon

Imagine Starscream learning about human behaviour and mostly the internet.

And not on the 'aww he secretly still has a heart of gold' (honestly hate that). I mean in a way he only did it cause he was bored and only had human internet available.

And also for new insults he can use on Megatron without being understood so he can get away with it (he still gets abused cause Meg knew what he said was an insult) and cause when he says Cybertronian insults to humans they don't understand. He's just stepping up his roast battle game.

And soon others join in because they can't let Starscream have all the fun. And then Autobots (I know they hang out with humans but I think that they didn't dig into the 'mean' stuff) join in cause the battlefield was starting to be dominated by the decepticons due to the enormous metal damage.

And that's how all Cybertronians started to use human insults. Yeah I headcanon this now

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1 month ago

Skyfire freshly out of the ice trying to learn about Starscream's life during the war and asks a stupid question

Skyfire: So what's your body count?

Starscream: Like millions if you count all those organics

Skyfire: HOLY PRIMUS YOU'RE A WHORE!!!

Starscream: THE PIT YOU MEAN WHOR- oh you meant how many people I fragged I thought how many I killed.

Skyfire: Thank primus, I was worried for you right t-

Skyfire: WAIT


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4 months ago
When You've Obsessed Over This One Particular Character So Much That You Now Can Draw Them From Memory

When you've obsessed over this one particular character so much that you now can draw them from memory is when you know you're too far gone. Especially if they have a messy hairstyle looking at you sea urchin.


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1 month ago

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2 months ago

Some multiverse crossover between Skybound and SG

But it's just Starscream

Some Multiverse Crossover Between Skybound And SG
Some Multiverse Crossover Between Skybound And SG

Is it bad that I think of him in everything. I think not.

I feel like Sg would hate Skybound at the beginning but slowly come to the realisation of his situation and start integrating himself as an older brother/ proper father figure trying to guide him away from the path his abusive father figure (Megatron) forced upon him.

Edit: just realised the colour for Omni mark match sg starscream


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3 months ago

Starscream kicking ravage in Skybound-

Ulchtar in his head throwing up, crying and screaming: NOOOOOO HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING KYS NOWWW

Ulchtar was shown to love bugs so I feel like he would have absolutely loved the humans and animals and would find ravage cute.


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3 months ago

Guys I swear I will post doodles soon but hear me out on this song idea/analysis like last time

Thanks, I Hate It by Simple Creatures but it's about Starscream 's and Megatron's relationship (not romantically unless you view it as such) from Starscream's pov.

"Am I good enough for you" portrays that no matter how he acts, loyal, disloyal, submissive or resistant Megatron will always seek the opposite or still view it and therefore him as disgusting making him the perfect punching bag simply for Megatron's very own amusement. In every universe, with the main ones with this problem being armada and prime, he gets treated as somebody with potential by Megatron yet he also denies Starscream that growth.

"I don't owe you anything" is something that Starscream himself would only think in his anger towards Megatron but may have only truly processed those words as true after the war (in the versions he survives for a bit after, such as him in the Windblade comics). This reflects how he -and every other abuse victim- doesn't and shouldn't offer their abuser anything no matter how much your life is centred and controlled by them, they don't deserve you.

"But I gave you everything" shows the fact that Starscream sometimes and maybe in the beginning of everything did try so hard to please Megatron. But he didn't need to do all of that as it only buried the hole he was getting swallowed by even larger and more difficult to escape from.

"Watch you pile it up and sing - Thanks I hate it" summarises Megatron's mentality and actions when it comes down to Starscream. Megatron will rarely accept something he gives and when he does praise is rarely given which may mirror any abusive relationship (I view it as an abusive adopted Father and their dysfunctional son that becomes even worse with the abuse - though see it however you want).

"No you're never satisfied" is Megatron's constant berating and thirst of Starscream's agony.

"Now you wanna run and hide" resembles how in the many times Megatron has been redeemed he has never apologised to the person he influenced and corrupted the most. The exception of this was Earthspark but even then Megatron was warning everyone how Starscream is worse than he ever was. He showed care for the other decepticons well being yet was inconsiderate of Starscream's. He's too scared to face the truth of his actions or view it as important to his path to peace, therefore hiding himself from his second in command as if everything will be dropped and sorted out.

The point is- Starscream should be accountable for his actions only if Megatron will be as well and if we brush everything he's done then we should do the same for Starscream. Yet Megatron should still face him either way if he truly is a "good guy". Starscream deserves that closure even though he thinks that killing and taking his place will ease everything it wouldn't.


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3 months ago
Animated Starscream Except He Doesn't Have His Tits No More.

Animated starscream except he doesn't have his tits no more.

Did it without reference which is probably why his chest is flat (don't shame him tho)

Little prime starscream doodle cause I need to learn how to draw that mf but I guess we can make him look less like a starved cat.


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2 months ago

What Strength Really Means 💪

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1 month ago

Starscream is the type of person to say womp womp at a funeral of someone he doesn't like (or even know they just crashed the place).

/Skyfire - Bumblebee - Windblade - Metalhawk/ is the type of person to apologise for his behaviour saying 'we're so sorry'.

But Starscream is the type of person to react to that by saying 'nah I said what I said. This one's sorry but I'm not.'


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