Starscream: "Got In Trouble For Apparently Being Disrespectful To My Elders And Teachers.

My dad's beef with Starscream

Me: Why do you hate Starscream

Dad: I don't hate him

Dad: I LOVE EATING CHICKENS

Me: Bro what

Context my dad refers to him as a chicken 20 times a day (if I'm lucky)

little piece of a little project that I'm finishing up. I predicted so much in Skybound about starscream like how he really was innocent and ig that doesn't seem like much but I also said he wouldn't even hurt a bug and guess what it was a major thing in his backstory. I also knew that Megatron had somehow forced him to kill didn't know exactly but yeah it would be an innocent or against codes. And guess what again, it happens. So I'm predicting a redemption arc (I'm coping okay) that he gets some crazy bpd as Megatron's hold on his mind gets erased or whatever that was and you have ulchtar and starscream and ulchtar wins or smt and starscream gets to see how the world actually works and happily ever after and ain't nobody going to see this.

Megatron origin comic issue 4 be like

Starscream: Just kill me already I'm just so tired I can't with this anymore

Megatron: Nuh uh

Starscream: frag you mean nuh uh

Megatron: For talking back that's another 2 months without energon

Skyfire freshly out of the ice trying to learn about Starscream's life during the war and asks a stupid question

Skyfire: So what's your body count?

Starscream: Like millions if you count all those organics

Skyfire: HOLY PRIMUS YOU'RE A WHORE!!!

Starscream: THE PIT YOU MEAN WHOR- oh you meant how many people I fragged I thought how many I killed.

Skyfire: Thank primus, I was worried for you right t-

Skyfire: WAIT

Thanks so much for 100+ likes so here's a starscream page I finished. Prime looks ugly AF as I choose a really bad picture but there's nothing we can do and only as I'm posting this I realised that the cyberverse pic I chose for a reference was edited from the OG as I don't think they have pupils.

Reasoning on why Starscream is quite literally an angry murderous teenager (to me, it's like a head cannon/theory)

So Starscream is around 25 ish in human years in G1 and you take away the war he was definitely around 17 when he joined the war and lost Skyfire. Now when you're 17 you'll be in college/university and I think that's similar to the Cybertron thing in G1 the show.

Starscream goes on an exploration with Jetfire away from Cybertron and I'd like to think you have to be a certain age requirement and qualification to pass and G1 Starscream did go but in Skybound when Skyfire leaves Starscream doesn't go with him and he's seen as if following Skyfire's carer path. So he's definitely in his early teens and he didn't join the war in the beginning so he's been fighting for less than 200 years (which might be around 3 years in human terms except these guys age faster when they are younger)

So whilst G1 Starscream may be young Skybound is even younger and with my idea of Starscream and Ulchtar being a split personality with no memories of the other Starscream is mentally a 11 year old whose first action was killing and in total he would probably be around 12/15.

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4th Wall breaking Starscream moments would be hilarious PT.2

Soundwave and Starscream are just standing side by side in the nemesis whilst Megatron is talking about a new plan to destroy the autobots.

Starscream to us: Now you want to know why Soundy is standing right next to me. And no it's not cause we are supposed to. Listen hear and don't tell anyone I told you this or otherwise I'll be banned from the 4th wall. This guy right here can read minds but only at a close proximity like we are in now. See the producers have never made it clear, those lazy afts, I really hate their fleshy guts.

And then you slowly see Soundwave facing Starscream with absolute horror.

And after a whole minute Starscream goes: Wait if he can read minds. And I just broke the 4th wall. And the scene didn't pause. And he's standing right next to me. And he always reads my mind that means. Oh frag.

But during this part the scene did freeze so Soundwave didn't hear that part. Starscream is hyperventilating worried he'll be experimented with.

Soundwave is concerned. Cause he thinks starscream has gone full schizophrenic mode and not half anymore.

Don't remember doing this but it's cute, he's cute so it's alright.

lil gremlin

crack that turned into a headcannon

Imagine Starscream learning about human behaviour and mostly the internet.

And not on the 'aww he secretly still has a heart of gold' (honestly hate that). I mean in a way he only did it cause he was bored and only had human internet available.

And also for new insults he can use on Megatron without being understood so he can get away with it (he still gets abused cause Meg knew what he said was an insult) and cause when he says Cybertronian insults to humans they don't understand. He's just stepping up his roast battle game.

And soon others join in because they can't let Starscream have all the fun. And then Autobots (I know they hang out with humans but I think that they didn't dig into the 'mean' stuff) join in cause the battlefield was starting to be dominated by the decepticons due to the enormous metal damage.

And that's how all Cybertronians started to use human insults. Yeah I headcanon this now