Sometimes, A Wife Is In Fact, A Thirty-something Year Old Immortal Man With Unrequited Love Who I Want

AGHH THIS WAS HELLA FUN AND DON'T TALK SHIT IF PAST U AIN'T PROUD I AM

Anyways little me was a little shit

Picrew tag game!- Create yourself now vs how you looked when you were a kid

Link

I was tagged by @cutebisexualmess for this but the chain was too long so I'm restarting!

If only that little girl could see me now (she'd probably think I was cool tbh)

uhm tagging: @b3achfagz (ik you dont do tag games so u can just ignore this but i though u might find it cool) @cassiecryptic @viktheviking1 @depressedgremlinbitch @ramencat12 @inkyslimee @the-horrifying-digital-circus @patipati @cute--thing @musicalsiphonophore @tastetherainbow290 @disenchantedwarlock @bookishcatcafe and anyone else who sees this and thinks it looks cool!!

diasomnia twilight

I'm noticing some really interesting differences between the Italian and English translations of Scum Villain.

Tyyyy I'm just a silly lol guy >:3

@/anyone who wants to do it!!!!

Let's all make ourselves as little guys! Everyone is welcome to join!

Picrew

little guy maker

little guy maker / ちっちゃいメーカー my third picrew :0 (first two were years old, ive since deleted them) please credit @reelrollsweat on tumbl

Here's mine:

Tagging: @silentwillowwhisperer @hecateisalesbian @mushr00mswirl @mischievousmary

SUA‼️‼️‼️‼️

Literally pls

Twst Merch Giveaway: Ghost Camera Shoulder Bag

What: One Ghost Camera shoulder bag from the Twisted Wonderland Exhibition

Who: Anyone can participate!

Shipping is free of charge to any country except where the post office says no, which (to my knowledge) is the following places: Yemen, Guatemala, Sierra Leone, Somalia, Chad, Bolivia, Liberia, Micronesia, Marshall Islands, Libya, Russia, Ukraine.

How: Please reblog this post! No need to follow or like (unless you want to!), winner to be selected by random number generator.

This same giveaway is also running on Twitter, because there are actually two bags, so there will be two winners! Feel free to participate in both, if you so wish!

When: Starting now! This giveaway ends in 24 hours at 7am on Monday, December 18th (Japan Standard Time).

Winner will not be announced publicly (just in case someone is looking to get a gift for someone else), so please be sure that you can receive messages!

I do not want to remove it from its packaging, but this is what it looks like! There was also a sample available at the exhibition gift shop, and it was a lot bigger than I'd imagined.

I'd thought the round parts on the front were going to be a hard plastic but they are actually a very soft rubber!

It is very cute, and as far as I know it is only available for purchase via the Twisted Wonderland exhibition (at this time).

Hi guys I didn’t go blink gone. See y’all next year

internet friends are so funny bro. here are some fuckers who know more about me than my mother. their names? well this one's no eyed joe, that one's takeout container, that one's moo, this one's named after several hit video game characters, that one is soup and so is that other one, here are a couple named after several thousand year old stories. that one's scammer. that one's volcano residue and here's fungus and rodent and there's podcast character and we can't forget the birds. this one says he's not named after a supernatural character but there's no evidence to support that. here's vegetables and arson. i love them all very dearly. oh yeah and they're all queer

You know what i want? A fem lesbian reader in twisted wonderland, i usually hate fem readers in nrc but i think it'll be so funny to see it, IT WOULD BE FUNNIER IF THE READER HAVE LIKE A GF OR SMT. example:

*reader and the 1st year crew having lunch*

Fem!reader: yeah so i love dressing up all cutesy with my girlfriend-

Everyone: WHAT????!?!

*cue the 1st year crew being so shocked *

Sebek: HUMAN. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

fem!reader: I said i like dressing all cutesy? I don't think its that shocking guys.

Ace: ..ITS NOT THAT..

Deuce: is that.. you have a girlfriend..

Epel: a girlfriend which you never told us!

Jack: I'm quite surprised too..

sebek: THIS REVELATION IS VERY SHOCKING.

Ace: bro.. why did you never tell us! I thought we were bros..

Fem!reader: not my fault you never asked.

(yes, the characters r a bit occ but let me live.. I'll learn to make them not occ ok..)