Diasomnia Twilight

Hi guys I didn’t go blink gone. See y’all next year

I sure hope so *starts sobbing*

What a cute idol couple I sure hope nothing bad happens to them

Hi guys I'm not dead ehe:3 anyways i saw the most beautiful dress ever and I've been thinking about it forever! So have more crossdresser!yuu bc yk what? I love him.

Also I'm too lazy to write crossdress!yuu all the time so I'm gonna use CD!yuu, k?

*ramshackle dorm*

CD!yuu: grim, please try this dress on! I sew it all for you :'c

Grim: no! The great grim doesn't wear such girly clothes, besides.. the last time i wore a dress, you took a picture and sent it to the others! Ace still talks about it to this day!

CD!yuu: I'm sorryyy, i shouldn't have sent it to the gc, but can you really blame me? You looked so cute in that pretty pink dress :3

Grim: a NO is a NO! I ain't ever gonna touch one of those dresses again!

CD!yuu: not even for a can of tuna?

Grim:.. what k-

CD!yuu: the fancy kind.

Grim: .. gimme the damn thing

CD!yuu: yippie!

*a little while later*

Cd!yuu: *wearing a very beautiful and very extravagant dress, reminiscent of ciel's disguise in black butler *

Grim: *wearing something similar but for cats*

Grim: the great grim shouldn't wear something so.. puffy?

CD!yuu: oh come on grimmy, The dress kinda suits you! Its cute like little old grim

Grim: I'M NOT CUTE!

Grim: *whats to take it off right now*

CD!yuu: can I take a pic? I promise I won't send it to anyone, Pinky promise!

Grim: eughh.. FINE! but ya gotta give me more fancy tuna

CD!yuu: done.

*cue them having a little photoshoot*

CD!yuu: these pics are totally so cute! I'm gonna make the best one my wallpaper

Grim: are ya done yet? I wanna take this thing off and eat the tuna ya promised

CD!yuu: oh yeah you can take it off, just don't tear it, kk? And the fancy tuna is in the fridge, i bought two cans just incase:3

*grim immediately takes the dress off and runs to the kitchen*

Magical pastel sunsets at the beaches of Marche, Italy 🇮🇹💕✨ By @mauro_roberto__

I LOVE THIS WHAT

Avavav always has the most interesting concepts

You know what i want? A fem lesbian reader in twisted wonderland, i usually hate fem readers in nrc but i think it'll be so funny to see it, IT WOULD BE FUNNIER IF THE READER HAVE LIKE A GF OR SMT. example:

*reader and the 1st year crew having lunch*

Fem!reader: yeah so i love dressing up all cutesy with my girlfriend-

Everyone: WHAT????!?!

*cue the 1st year crew being so shocked *

Sebek: HUMAN. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

fem!reader: I said i like dressing all cutesy? I don't think its that shocking guys.

Ace: ..ITS NOT THAT..

Deuce: is that.. you have a girlfriend..

Epel: a girlfriend which you never told us!

Jack: I'm quite surprised too..

sebek: THIS REVELATION IS VERY SHOCKING.

Ace: bro.. why did you never tell us! I thought we were bros..

Fem!reader: not my fault you never asked.

(yes, the characters r a bit occ but let me live.. I'll learn to make them not occ ok..)

AU where SJ didn’t die but instead swapped places with SY… post-canon they swap back again only for SY to find himself leader of the Chinese Communist Party, because SJ has been busy.

In a world without cultivation, what’s the second best thing? Nuclear missiles, of course.

Marlene: Can you keep a secret?

Sirius: Yeah, we can keep a secret.

Marlene: What?

Sirius: Yeah, me and James are like a vault. No one else will know.

Marlene: No, I want you to know. I don't want James to know.

Sirius: If you don't want James to know, then why are you telling me?

THANK YOU SO MUCH?????

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