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A List of Things That No Servant, except for Merlin of course, Should Ever Do.

Drag the king out of bed.

Stuff food in the king's mouth.

Write the king's speeches.

Call the king an ass.

Openly admit to planning the king's assassination to his knight.

Drop the king out of a window.

Drop the king's pants in the middle of a meeting.

Call the king a toad.

Constantly call the king derogatory, but admittedly funny, nicknames.

Call the king fat.

Feed the king rat soup.

And much, much more...

Arthur, telling Merlin off: -and I can excuse treason, but I draw the line at spending two whole days in the tavern.

Leon: You can excuse treason?!

“I never wanted to be a hero”

man i know that recovery form mental illness isn't a linear path but FUCK

Arthur: I’m in love with you.

Merlin, scoffing: Yeah, how many others have you said that to?

Arthur: Everyone.

Merlin: …what?

Arthur: I told everyone I’m in love with you.

Someone: What's wrong with your friend?

Gwaine: Nothing. He's handsome.

Someone: I didn't say he was ugly. I asked what was wrong with him.