You Guys Made Luigi Mangione Trend For Days And I Need To See The Same Energy For Brianna Boston. She

the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through

A road sign flashed this on a highway in Seattle days after the shooting death of the UnitedHealthcare CEO

📸: KOMO

I’ve seen some spectacular snark coming from the case of the dead CEO, but the one in response to the request for the public’s help in finding the culprit “Sorry, snitchs get stitches and that might not be covered by my insurance.” Is among the best.

Duke: I have a stalker

Tim: It's okay.

Duke: How is that okay?

Tim: Don't worry, I've been stalking them for months.

Duke:....

Duke: You've been stalking my stalker?

Tim: Yup, and to be honest, they're nothing special. You can do better.

Duke:...

Duke: Jason, he's doing it again!

Jason: Oh for the love of--- he just got out of rehab!

i can't fucking shut up about the man that people are starting to call "The Claims Adjuster" because he not only shot that evil fucker but:

wrote deny defend depose on the bullets in sharpie

deliberately left behind a backpack in central park full of fucking monopoly money

and the cherry on top (so far) is that he potentially used a gun that was designed for veterinarians to put down sick animals

its art, its amazing, this is the best thing thats happened in like 10 years and he is my hero. Everything has felt so bleak and this is like a ray of light shining through the dark clouds into my soul

may they never catch him, and may we never find out who he was

diversity ambiguity! the shooter of the health insurance CEO is an ivy league educated incel data scientist who advocates for mental health care

Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.