I Can't Fucking Shut Up About The Man That People Are Starting To Call "The Claims Adjuster" Because

they're out here trolling the NYPD w/ fake tips and the cops are so desperate that they're listening lmfao

Duke: I have a stalker

Tim: It's okay.

Duke: How is that okay?

Tim: Don't worry, I've been stalking them for months.

Duke:....

Duke: You've been stalking my stalker?

Tim: Yup, and to be honest, they're nothing special. You can do better.

Duke:...

Duke: Jason, he's doing it again!

Jason: Oh for the love of--- he just got out of rehab!

Whenever the news talks about the Adjuster:

you know what's funny about the all the supportive internet commentary re: the murdered health insurance exec? it's weirdly reminiscent of that scene in A Christmas Carol where the ghost of Christmas future shows Scrooge all those people who are bad-mouthing him after his death

like...bizarrely reminiscent

Luigi is charged with TERRORISM. Get the living fuck out of here. Fuck you. This is America - a CEO matters - regular people, SCHOOL CHILDREN do not. FOH.

Fuck this POS country. Hard.

i love humanity