The Mobile Phone Museum Is A Online Museum Featuring Over 2000 Types Of Old And Funky Phones That’s

I hope the CEO of united healthcare gets stuck in queue at the pearly gates indefinitely while terrible Muzak plays and an angel’s voice very occasionally calls out “Your afterlife is very important to us. Please stay in the line” and then his entrance is denied.

Findings located, it's cold and there are cats, join us in the fey forest

Spirk shippers are cowards

call it kock

supple-MENTAL am I right-

I love how fast Jon spiraled between seasons

Duke: I have a stalker

Tim: It's okay.

Duke: How is that okay?

Tim: Don't worry, I've been stalking them for months.

Duke:....

Duke: You've been stalking my stalker?

Tim: Yup, and to be honest, they're nothing special. You can do better.

Duke:...

Duke: Jason, he's doing it again!

Jason: Oh for the love of--- he just got out of rehab!

*wakes up and immediately checks that the gunman is still at large* oh thank goodness

compilation of my favorites so far. this energy for 2025 please