I Hope The CEO Of United Healthcare Gets Stuck In Queue At The Pearly Gates Indefinitely While Terrible

I feel like it’s self-explanatory

for reasons i shall not discuss, a tweet

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

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So, Ben is going through some things these days.

A elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests.

First she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart.

"Walmart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Walmart?"

"Then I'll be sure my daughters will visit me twice a week."

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Alright, official survey for schoolwork, I just need at least 25 answers, Lil preference survey

MLP comic panel redraw, anyone? Ft. My own redesigns…

Here’s the original panel! ↓

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