Mybestmosquitofriend - Those Kinds Of Girls Tend To Know Things

Contender for my favorite tweet of all time

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "macrodata refinement” 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear i saw some scary numbers back there

my buddy pacing the severed floor: mr. milchik is lying to us

baristas deserve 100 dollars per hour

Elena Ferrante

hey kids, what’s for dinner

Tiny kitty that can be made with 2 pipe cleaners. If you care. If you even care.

#they get it

and i WONT be attending book club next week so you can just FORGET it. wrinkle in time is SCARING ME and you guys just aren’t that sweet to me lately

cannot stop thinking about this skit from the new i think you should leave season