Me And My Three Best Friends All Converging In The Same Intersection At 60 Miles Per Hour To Play Our

#they get it

and i WONT be attending book club next week so you can just FORGET it. wrinkle in time is SCARING ME and you guys just aren’t that sweet to me lately

hey kids, what’s for dinner

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "macrodata refinement” 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear i saw some scary numbers back there

my buddy pacing the severed floor: mr. milchik is lying to us

hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

Happiness Will Come To You.

he’s asking the real questions

i havent watched yellowjackets yet but im very intrigued by the fandoms ability to ship every single one of those girls with one another and also provide irrefutable evidence for each pairing. like im convinced by every single gifset. ill be damned if those two girls arent in love. which two girls am i talking about? doesnt matter. god bless