Okie Dokie

Not a JOJO shit post, but

If you played any of the harvest moon games, your most likely gay now

THEY SHOULDN”T BE CALLED  white lipped pythons 

LETS CALL THEM VIBBIN VIPPERS

i have recently learned about white lipped pythons, and now you shall too!

nature’s holographic editions!

they are good & excellent spaghetti hatchlings. please love them

Everyone on this hellsite is the same entity

tomatoes are poisonous

It's true. It's all true. Every single conspiracy theory has been proven true and is now a public fact.

Ceasar in 2020

An ad I just got? I thought it was a post

Hol horse trying to confront Dio be like

Every baby in history cries when they are born. However, yours is born laughing

The great avacado heist

I want a Jojo’s organised crime AU. But instead of drugs or killing people or whatever criminals do. They use their stands to grow and smuggle in avocados.

Security guard at customs: Hey, what do you have under your jacket? 

Jotaro: Im gay and it’s contagious stay away– uh Star Platinum: The World! 

And then he uses his Joestar special technique to just leg it. While Joseph and Jonathan (who are still wearing crop tops decades later) distract the security guards while pretending to be their age.

Giorno chilling in the background using the commotion to pickpocket everyone.