Tomatoes Are Poisonous

Guy: w-what is a baby fur 

An Immortal Egyptian guy finds the furry Fandom and thinks they are worshipping all the cultures gods in a really weird way and joins.

If a cow was a jojo character

have you ever seen a belgian blue

Oh

Oh my

Hol horse trying to confront Dio be like

Yes officer, this post right here.

Mista talking about Abbacchio

me: it was all in the name of character development.

(I proceed to get curb stomped by angry characters)

You are a writer who’s put your charactes through quite the wringer and some of them end up dead or worse. Unfortunately, you don’t foresee them actually coming to life from the pages you’ve written. Saying they are extremely displeased would be an understatement. You are surrounded by all of your characters and all of them have some sort of weapons on them. What do you do to get yourself out of this situation? 

The great avacado heist

I want a Jojo’s organised crime AU. But instead of drugs or killing people or whatever criminals do. They use their stands to grow and smuggle in avocados.

Security guard at customs: Hey, what do you have under your jacket? 

Jotaro: Im gay and it’s contagious stay away– uh Star Platinum: The World! 

And then he uses his Joestar special technique to just leg it. While Joseph and Jonathan (who are still wearing crop tops decades later) distract the security guards while pretending to be their age.

Giorno chilling in the background using the commotion to pickpocket everyone.

Everyone on this hellsite is the same entity

jeez

Everyone, the two stolen models have been taken down. Thank you so much for the mass reporting! However, I have some bad news. I found ANOTHER website that’s selling my chocolate Meiko model again! Once again I DID NOT ok this and neither did TDA! Everyone, I’m sorry, but please help me report this as well!

Below is a link to the stolen model. The preview images are even THE SAME FROM THE LAST TIME THIS WAS STOLEN.

https://www.cgtrader.com/3d-models/character/woman/madeline-chocolate-girl

And once more, heres proof that its my model:

https://www.deviantart.com/shannaheart/art/Choco-Meiko-Download-829526424

https://strawberry-metal.tumblr.com/post/190861860648/heres-another-meiko-model-i-made-while-i-was-on

[AGED UP BNHA]

Todoroki: [pulls back shower curtain while Deku is showering]

Todoroki: Are we- yo, stop screaming it’s me-

Todoroki: Are we out of tequila?