If A Cow Was A Jojo Character

its karen, linda and hellen

A stereotypical magical girl anime, but all the magical girls are Karens

THEY SHOULDN”T BE CALLED  white lipped pythons 

LETS CALL THEM VIBBIN VIPPERS

i have recently learned about white lipped pythons, and now you shall too!

nature’s holographic editions!

they are good & excellent spaghetti hatchlings. please love them

The great avacado heist

I want a Jojo’s organised crime AU. But instead of drugs or killing people or whatever criminals do. They use their stands to grow and smuggle in avocados.

Security guard at customs: Hey, what do you have under your jacket? 

Jotaro: Im gay and it’s contagious stay away– uh Star Platinum: The World! 

And then he uses his Joestar special technique to just leg it. While Joseph and Jonathan (who are still wearing crop tops decades later) distract the security guards while pretending to be their age.

Giorno chilling in the background using the commotion to pickpocket everyone.

Is this the JOJO part seven yall are talking about

Bruno after he finds a sad child

I found a new Jojo character

I laughed at first then realized this would be true

Soft fluff HCs for Mista with a badass S/O?

Mista x Badass S/O

-Mista simps

-Mista would think you are literally the coolest person ever!

-He’ll look at you in awe when you are doing your thing. You simply blow him away!

-Mista doesn’t have fragile masculinity(the crop top says it all), so he doesn’t mind a strong woman. In fact, he likes it.

-Mista is kinda stupid, so in fact a independent female might be better for him.

-He’ll brag about you to his friends. To the point Fugo sighs each time he says your name.

-“Guys! Y/N is just so amazing!”

-peg him

Mista talking about Abbacchio

it was all a jojo’s reference 

Mmmm…

tomatoes are poisonous

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