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❤️ Scary mutual, intimidating.
🧡 Baby mutual, needs protecting.
💛 Favorite mutual, interact a lot.
💚 Cool mutual, don’t know very well.
💙 Popular mutual, has a lot of friends.
💜 Funny mutual, posts are great
so i saw this going around on twitter and uhmm 👀👀
reblog to have ur mutuals send u a heart!
Yes Ralph, very ✨ efficient ✨
Ralph: This is going to be so efficient.
Ralph: *sprays Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and immediately goes into a coughing fit when it blows back into his face.*
why is this me tho ✋💀
My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things
Honestly one of the reasons I don't watch the 90's film with my family..💀💀
60′s LOTF: oh gosh,, oh golly gee,, what ever will we do about the beast?? oh darn what a particular predicament we have ourselves in :( 90′s LOTF: OH SHIT OH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO OH FUCKING GODDAMNIT FUCKING BEAST BULLSHIT FUCK
“The world, that understandable and lawful world, was slipping away.”
literature posters; lord of the flies by william golding
the cool chief B)
i got bored and did sketch and then i just kept going so heres this
Hfghgghh lmaooo
Piggy: What’s your favorite color?
Jack: Stop asking stupid questions, ask me something logical and mature.
Piggy: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8 ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Jack: My favorite color is black.
I did it. I made the Piggy comic in less than an hour. It’s a quaint story about Piggy traveling to the nearest convenience store during the tender hours of the night in search of a snack, only to find a wild Ralph searching for cheap food because he’s broke af (feat. Percival because I’m biased)
The first one is me every morning..
i like my lord of the flies content like i like my coffee, in excessive amounts thanks to quarantine
Ralph: “What if the ghosts are emotionally fragile? What then?”
Simon: “The best thing I’ve done today is get 12/12 on an ‘Is This A Rat Or A Mouse?’ quiz”
Roger: “Being against murder is so political, like, keep that to yourself.”
Jack: “To the group of people very loudly singing the Spongebob Squarepants theme, y’all need singing lessons bc that was dreadful.”
Eric: “It’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s just a business model shaped like an upside down funnel.”
Sam: “I feel so betrayed that Mr Kipling never existed, who else have they been lying to us about?”
Maurice: “Smoke less weed and go eat some beans. Preferably on Weetabix.”
Piggy: “Fine, no Bitcoin for you, then. I’ll start a new life on my own.”
Liu, setting down a card: ace of spades
Jeff, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Ben, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Toby, trembling: what are we playing