Yes Ralph, Very ✨ Efficient ✨

Lmfaoo, I forget what I dreamt about within 10 minutes after waking up 💀

I had such a stupid dream last night.

So for context my English class recently read a book called lord of the flies (pretty good piece of classic literature btw). In the book some kids are stuck on a tropical island to fend for themselves. In my dream Ford, Old Man Mcgucket and Stanley were there too?? The same age as they are in the show? Not as a part of the boys' group but just kinda doing their own thing??? Instead of trying to get back to civilization or anything logical (which they absolutely could have done since it's mentioned that Ford has a SUBMARINE at one point) they build some kind of house. I'm not even sure if they try to help or interact with the kids whatsoever. At one point I vividly remember that they make bacon and a little boy sneaks into their house and steals some. Half of the dream was just me reading Ford’s weirdass journal entries about his experience in this place. Ford's submarine got attacked by a pterodactyl at one point and there was a whole page dedicated to it. I sincerely apologize to William Golding and Alex Hirsch for the existence of this post.

Lmfao, just keep the littluns on LEASHES (keep one on Jack while you're at it)

ralph was a leash kid

that’s his vibe

I'm sorta a mix of Jack and Maurice.. idk

Lotf boys as fun activities:

Roger: "accidentally" dropping plastic knives on people

Percival: Crying

Jack: Hula Hooping in the rain for an hour just to spite the world

Simon: Drawing your inner demons on index cards and talking to them

Piggy: Wheezing when climbing the stairs

Ralph: Printing off Donald Trump tweets and putting them in a bonfire

Maurice: Making pancakes at 2 AM

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yeah I think I need some help because... I... may or may not have done all of this

I’m doing a poll

Reblog and tag your favorite/least disliked lord of the flies character

It’s for science (I’m curious and have found interesting things)

Essentially, his character summary

I can't even with this video😂😂 Just watch it, trust me.

Sam: I keep cursing in ice cream flavours and my brother has told me to stop

Sam: Update: I still haven’t stopped

Maurice: How do you curse in ice cream flavours?

Sam: What the mint chocolate chip did you say to me punk? I’ll kick your rocky road then punch the ever loving strawberry cheesecake out of you

I LOVE 😩

ufhghj hjss hi tumblrrr? hah a

I wanna try this on my sister now 😭

Man, this is really angsty, hope the sibling betrayal isn’t too much😥😥

Try running your knuckle down your friend’s back, you’ll get a yell guaranteed promise. Unless your friend somehow likes it but idk why they would

This is the best thing EVER

I did it. I made the Piggy comic in less than an hour. It’s a quaint story about Piggy traveling to the nearest convenience store during the tender hours of the night in search of a snack, only to find a wild Ralph searching for cheap food because he’s broke af (feat. Percival because I’m biased)