Mushrooms-and-coffee - E

No matter what you eat today, I hope you share it with friends and family! Happy Thanksgiving!

boris has brought you a pool noodle

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

“cmere boy”

*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*

so how did it go? did crab day save tumblr or do we need to do a bake sale or something

"Bake for 10 - 12 minutes" is obviously code for "bake for exactly 11 minutes."

Fascinated by this one Instagram account run by a girl who got divorced young and decided to make a career as a cottagecore divorce influencer out of it apparently