No Matter What You Eat Today, I Hope You Share It With Friends And Family! Happy Thanksgiving!

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

“cmere boy”

*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*

when the story is just not working, but you keep writing anyway

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

my favorite bird pics ive ever taken