Literally What The Fuck

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

She took the pages.

a compilation in honour of our first christmas without vine.

anyone else think it's kinda fucked up that the wise men went to little baby jesus and brought him a frankenstein. really scary

everybody give it up for this brand of green. round of applause for most under appreciated green

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

No matter what you eat today, I hope you share it with friends and family! Happy Thanksgiving!