Getting another incorrect quotes with Toby ready foe you guys.<3
WAIT DID U LOOK AT THE BDSM TEST YET
stop it Ily🥺
Hannibal: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. (y/n): What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Hannibal, already taking off their clothes: God, (y/n), you’re so fucking stupid.
I don't get how people can sleep faster with music on, the phoenix by fall out boy played and all I could do was shake ass in bed
(Y/n), pointing: May I sit there?
Toby: That's my lap...
(Y/n): That doesn't answer my question, Toby.
(Y/n): How petty can you get?
Ben: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
(can y'all see the header? It's a dark grey on my screen and idk how to fix it💀)
Nanami: What do you want to be for Halloween?
(y/n): Yours.
Nanami:
Nanami:.…yeah, that would be pretty scary.
(Y/n) : Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Red guy : ...Have you never taken a shower before?
Nope same boring life😒
But recently I started realising that one of the guys at my university is actually hot 😍😍
Which is like super rare cuse every one of em there are ugly pigs 🥲
LMAO! if yk hes into guys i say go for it bby
give me the doot doot
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
Toby: Wow, (y/n), you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. (y/n): We literally slept together yesterday. Toby: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.