Listen Guys, Gals, Nb Pals, I Cannot Lie & Say That Any Of The Silly Jokes I’ve Posted Are Intentional.

T H I S

thinking about ford from the end of his high school senior year

to his college orientation

the summer stanford pines got ripped

I think Hawkeye Pierce is like if you dropped Yakko Warner in a war zone

Who that man

This is so real to me bc I had a guardian as a kid who would do that even when I was actually doing things like work around the house. It makes you feel like you need to strive for perfection but, even if you achieve said “perfection”, it’s still not enough.

ive also come to the conclusion that "laziness" is probably the stupidest, most hurtful, least useful, deliberately cruel concept in the world

"bill comes back to gravity falls powerless" au except ford beats the shit out of him

Shitposting cuz its funny

Sometimes I see shit in the Gravity Falls fandom that makes me want to tweet hot takes but the angel (aka my partner) holds me back