T H I S

that new invader zim movie is out today which means it’s time for me to convert back into my 12yr old emo phase and nobody can stop me

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

You need to look up red cornetfish

OUUGUGUGGUHHHHHH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME

TRUMPET GUY

Stanford and Fiddleford vocal stim with each other. It'll just be dead quiet and suddenly

"Meep moop"

"...meep moop"

":D"

fiddleford doesn't ever use the proper names for tools. he expects ford to know.

Sherm did visit him in college like once or twice, just to drop things off for him maybe talk him into spending holidays with him but course they end up fighting and Stan is brought up. But they had some nice moments. Like introducing Fidds to Sherm.

i was *this* close to writing McGucket instead of gnomes

I've never wanted to have sex with an airplane but I think it's cool how some people want to have sex with airplanes. I think the world is a richer and more colorful place for it.

Imagine preferring a convicted felon over a woman. Imagine choosing that felon for president over a woman. Imagine choosing the convicted village idiot over a qualified woman.

ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

Life finds a way, even in the cracks of concrete.