Damn His Voice And His Freckles And His Wolf Cut And His Beautiful, Purple Eyes And His Fuck-ass Mustache

You guys. I'm seeing all these Harley Sawyers getting pregnant... Should I join in on the trend? I mean, Charlie (my OC) and Harley canonically build a child together in my AU, but should I, too, draw Harley prego? Gregnant? (It does not matter what any of you say, I will draw it anyways.)

Ducky. 🥺🥺🌸🌸

choose your fav flower friend

@archaospetryx I have a snack for you.

Mr. Thunder Thighs over here really preached that "thick thighs save lives". With those child-bearing hips, they can do anything.

You guys, I can't do it. Arcane is literally such a good show that despite ripping me to shreds from the inside out, I'm going back to watch it again after finishing it barely a week ago. 😭😭

Viktor and Jayce have such a tight grip on me that it's not even funny. I'm gonna binge every episode (save for one) until I'm done (no breaks (except for the bathroom, of course), I'm raw-dogging this shit).

RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!

I wanna see Leith actually say “I love you” instead of hinting it and Harley completely loses himself 🥹

Hey they have relationships status "shit is complicated" you gotta waittttt

I love me a sad, nerdy man with brown hair (he'd literally my type, guys. I'm a simple man). HIS VEST IS SO HARD TO DRAW. VIK, GET A DIFFERENT VEST, MAN. 😭😭

The cold, dead eyes are what drew me in, and I stayed because he's a lovely individual. Love me some quiet, intellectual types.

I haven't thought much about what I'd be like in the Arcane universe (it's like the Nimona situation where it's hard to make a new original character when everyone else is so fleshed out), but I like to think that Golden would be able to control snakes or something (I love snakes).

Y'all, I'm sorry, but I just gotta ramble here for a second.

If you are writing an "x reader", do not 👏 describe 👏 the reader 👏 in anyway 👏 unless it's 👏 specified 👏 in the 👏 title (like short!reader or plus-sized!reader or female!reader). It's called "x reader" for a reason; so ALL readers can enjoy. It's very clear you look a certain way, or think your readers look a certain way, whenever you describe them. DON'T. Long hair? Even if the reader is female, they might not have long hair; short-haired and medium-length and bald women exist. They read, too. And not all readers are shorter than the character they're shipping themselves with. Sure, if the character is abnormally large or a lot taller than average, they're most likely not taller (they shouldn't be, at least-), but it's frustrating for people who are taller when they read something that's obviously meant for shorter people. My point is stop assuming. If you can only write for a certain type of reader, then specify that in an author's note or a pinned post or something. But, if you're not someone who specifies, literally make it as gender-neutral as possible! 😭😭 Not all readers are women (like myself and many other men or people who of any other gender)!

Also, stop tagging your "OC x characters"s as "reader x character"?? And naming the reader??? (Mostly a problem on AO3.) That literally destroys the purpose of an "x reader". If you don't wanna call the reader "Y/N", that's completely fine, just literally do not mention it. Say something like "[character] uttered your name softly" instead of "oh, Y/N". It's literally not that hard (if it is, or if you write in third person, I don't know what to tell you). And the reader is not the same as an OC? Sure, people might use their OC's names or think of their OCs in place of themselves when reading those types of fics, but it makes no sense when you have a full-fledged character and tag it as an "x reader". Like, what the hell?? I sure am not anyone's character the last time I checked.

Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk. 🥰🥰

[pause the Harley Saywer fixation]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE ACTOR!! THE ONE MAN WHO I'M DYING TO MEET SOMEDAY!! THE PRETTIEST BOY THAT EVER DID, DOES, AND WILL LIVE; MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, (🦖🦖) THIS MAN LITERALLY MAKES ME SO HAPPY!! WHENEVER HE SMILES, I SMILE!! SHVSHKDJGAKHSIGAKBXVKA!!

Anyways, have a good birthday, Goob. I hope you eat lots of cake and you get lots of presents!! 🥰🥰

Random hot take (I'm just full of these. Don't be surprised if you find me posting about them), but I really don't like it when people feminize a character (men, really).

Now, in general, I don't mind it, but when it's a character who struggles with appearances and masculinity (*cough cough* Spencer Reid *cough cough* Dipper Pines *cough*), then it kinda irks me in the wrong way. And if you noticed, the aforementioned characters tend to have transgender headcanons. Now, I understand that masculinity is not owed to anyone for a trans man, but if you noticed, a lot of characters who are headcanoned to be trans men are also heavily feminized, whether that be by the same people or just opposite sides of the fandom.

I dunno, it might just be me being weird and insecure because I have trouble appearing masculine. 😭😭 And, like, I'm not shaming anyone who does feminize these characters—you do you, pookie—but isn't it kinda weird how, most of the time, the feminization is strictly "forced" upon the skinny, white guys? Like, are we trying to enforce a stereotype here or what? I'm a skinny, white guy, y'all, don't feminize me. 😔😔

In reality, it doesn't really matter, and if I ever see a post or a fanfic that feminizes these types of characters, I just scroll like any person should. But still, my comfort characters are the ones being feminized. 😖😖 That's also the same reason why I tend to stick to a character's canonical gender. I don't want them to go through the same mental torture I have to go through, dawg.

Just do what y'all do, though. I just wanted to ramble.

How many times have I typed the word "character"? Good lord.

I just wanted to introduce my two little guys here!!

Meet Silly and Goofy—two clown brothers who live together in Pranktopia! Pranktopia is a colorful city full of all sorts of fun activities and interesting inhabitants! However, what these two—and many others—don't know is that there's a terrible force changing everything they know. An entity that's turning anything it touches, clowns and scenery alike, into monochrome color schemes and making things sad.

Silly doesn't talk a lot, but when he does, he sounds like the Ink Demon from Bendy and the Dark Revival. He loves pulling pranks on others with his brother, but he knows when to stop. Goofy talks a lot, and he often rambles on about topics he enjoys like musicals and art. He loves pulling pranks on others with his brothers, but he doesn't really know when to stop.