Lowkey, I Want A Leith Pierre ASMR, Too. He's Got A Nice Voice! 😭😭

GuuuuuuuUUuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!

YOU GUYS, I JUST WATCHED Nimona AND I AM SHOOKETH. I AM BAMBOOZLED. UTTERLY PUZZLED. NEW COMFORT MOVIE UNLOCKED. I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS MOVIE.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

Warnings: Spoilers ahead, mention of attempted suicide, mention of violence

Okay, okay, okay. *looks in the mirror* Calm down, Golden. You need to calm down. It's okay, you're okay. It's just a movie. It's just- HEHEHEHEHEHE!!

I went into this having low expectations. I was thinking it wasn't going to be that good, and, BOY, WAS I WRONG. I was literally crying, and usually, despite me being a crybaby and very sensitive, I don't really cry at movies—BUT THIS ONE HIT ME IN THE FEELS.

Nimona is literally me (in every aspect, yes). I was relating so hard to her, and I loved how she shape-shifted. She was such a chaotic and fun character, and I was laughing to every little thing she was doing (I am easily amused). Also, she's a nice shade of pink that pleases my eyes, and I hate pink. Love how she was animated, too. THE PART WHERE SHE WAS THAT BIG, BLACK SHADOW DRAGON?? AND SHE ALMOST STABBED HERSELF IN THE HEART??? I was dying, bro. AND THEN SHE TURNED INTO A PINK VERSION OF IT AND FLEW INTO THE LAZER?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?! Then she came back, and I was like, "of course she came back, she's the main character." The plot armor went crazy, but I can't be too mad.

And, oh, my God, do NOT get me started on Ballister and Ambrosius. I WAS GIGGLING AND BLUSHING AT THEIR RELATIONSHIP THE ENTIRE TIME. RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, THEY MAKE ME HAPPY!! And not the lovers to enemies to lovers again, I ate that shit up like a fine-dining, four-course meal. Netflix COOKED with this couple. I was honestly expecting Ambrosius to be that cocky, stuck-up guy that I would despise, but NO. No, I'm in love with him. And Ballister. (Not surprising, I know. I'm very predictable.) I could take them both; not in a fight, though. (I mean, WHO SAID THAT?? WHO SAID THAT???) Please, they were so cute! The little details of them caring about one another made me melt into my seat! My weak, gay heart can only take so much!! 😭😭 And that kiss they shared at the end? Had me kicking my feet and flapping my hands like a.. like a..... I don't know, like a bird? (I'm not good with similes. Leave me alone.) AND I LOVE THE LOVER-INFLICTED INJURY?? I GOBBLED THAT UP, TOO. I WAS CRYING, BUT I WAS ALSO LIKE, "tehe. Couple goals. 🤭🤭"

Overall, 1,000/10 rating, would eat at again. I am completely normal about the gay family. 🙂🙂

After weeks of contemplation, I finally created a human reference sheet for my Poppy Playtime OC, Charlie Malloy. I'm terribly sorry for taking so long. 😔😔

He's got heterochromia because... I don't know, I just think it's neat. He's a very sweet little man, only two apples tall! 🥰🥰

I love seeing all these Harleys in bunny outfits!! Makes me feral!! 🦖🦖

Now, I have a proposal; draw your Harleys with your favorite animals! Mine's a koala!

I honestly don't know how to start trends. I don't have a big following, so, meh. 😭😭

But show your Harleys showing some love (or hesitance) to the creature you favor! And tag me; I wanna see the sillies!

Day two of watching Arcane. I'm not sure how many episodes I'll be watching, maybe the whole rest of the first season. We'll see.

⚠️⚠️ SPOILERS FOR THE REST OF SEASON ONE BELOW ⚠️⚠️

Episode four, season one, Happy Progress Day! Oh, my lord. Bro, I feel so bad for Viktor. Like, I know he wasn't trying to take the credit since it was Jayce who discovered it, but imagine being one of the founding fathers of an innovative piece of technology, and nobody ever knew. All they knew about was your partner. DID HEIMERDINGER NOT SAY ANYTHING?? WHAT THE FUCK, THAT WAS YOUR ASSISTANT, DUDE. And, Jinx... Girl, what in the hell? Girl, you're better than this. C'mon.

Update pt. 2; Episode five, season one, Everybody Wants to Be My Enemy. VIKTOR, MY LOVE, MY LITTLE GENIUS. YOU MUST LIVE. DON'T YOU DARE DIE SO EARLY ON. Was very disappointed by the pseudo sex scene that went on between Jayce and Mel. JAYVIK SUPREMACY!! ✊✊ Kinda funny, though, how that scene was going on and constantly shifted to Viktor being angry. Again, I know this was probably done to show a difference in energy between but, like... How do you not see the gay annotations behind that?? Also, Vi and Caitlyn.. Very, very cute. Love to see it. AND IMAGINE DRAGONS LITERALLY GETTING THEIR OWN Arcane OCS IN THE SHOW?? They're my favorite band, and I love that for them.

Update pt. 3; Episode six, season one, When These Walls Come Tumbling Down. "He's like my brother," JAYCE, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. THAT IS YOUR LOVER, NOT YOUR BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER (/hj). Only a few episodes in and they're trying to kill off my OTP. I know they're doing it on purpose because of the one person who hates the ship, but COME ON. LET THEM BREATHE AND BE GAY. Okay, but, real talk? BABY VIKTOR IS SO FUCKING CUTE. HE'S JUST A LITTLE GUY, OH, MY GOD. I normally don't feel (platonic) affection towards child versions of my favorite characters, BUT VIKTOR IS THE EXCEPTION. Jinx got some reflecting to do methinks. AND THEY TOOK VI?? WHAT ABOUT CAITLYN?? HELL NO, BRO.

Update pt. 4; Episode seven, season one, The Boy Savior. VIKTOR, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, MAN?? DON'T END UP LIKE RIO. Man, oh, man, oh, man. Please, save my mans. Jayce, save your mans. GODDAMN. Ekko looks sick as hell. Love the design choice. And the whole fight he had with Jinx was great.

Update pt. 5; Episode eight, season one, Oil and Water. Caitlyn and Vi had their break-up scene already?? They'll make up, I'm sure of it (let me believe, guys—). VIKTOR, I SWEAR TO GOD, WHAT DID I JUST SAY?? DO 👏 NOT 👏 END 👏 UP 👏 LIKE 👏 RIO. Yes, you can walk and run again, and it's very beautiful, BUT YOU JUST BLEW UP SKY BY ACCIDENT. MAN, WHAT THE FUCK?? Also, Jayce is so hot when he's angry and swinging that hammer around. 🤭🤭 And you gotta cut that creepy shit out, Jinx. People will think you're a pervert. She got the iconic purple eyes now, though!

Update pt. 6; Episode nine, season one, The Monster You Created. This will be the final update for the day. Y'ALL, MY HEART IS FUCKING POUNDING. JINX, DON'T YOU DARE KILL MY VIKTOR AND JAYCE. MY JAYVIK. LET THEM LIVE. I did not expect to cry when Silco died, honestly, but I suppose he grew on me just a little. He was an enjoyable character. The whole "glow in the dark" fight sequence was really cool. I always love when that's done in animations. GUESS I GOTTA WAIT TO START SEASON TWO, THOUGH. FUCK.

Fine, you guys can have the rest of my evil scientists/engineers designs (no, I still haven't made a design for Charlie. My apologies).

In order (from upper left to bottom right), it's Leith, Eddie, Stella, and Bruno. I kinda just winged it with their designs and went with what I was feeling. All injuries you see were caused by the "toys" (animatronics).

The wedding ring on Leith's finger is not real, he just bought it so people would stop asking about his love life (he's in a secret [toxic] relationship with Bruno.

@archaospetryx PSPSPSPSPS! I'VE GOT SOME DR. WHITE FOR YOU—

Here, have my Harley with his hair down and @ajoure's Harley with his hair up!

I love evil men so much, you have no idea. I want to devour both of them.

Going off of the comic I posted on March 7th (the one where @ajoure and I's Harleys talk to each other), I realize that they would, in fact, not talk to each other like that. They would NOT be that chill. 😭😭

Warnings: Mention of dismemberment and dissection, mention of child abuse, mention of murder, mention of war crimes (?)

Going past all the confusion with meeting up with another version of yourself, MI!Harley (mine) would absolutely DESPISE HL!Harley (@ajoure's). You mean to tell me that he would be "OKAY" with another version of himself dating the very man who took his boyfriend away?? *looks in the mirror* WHAT KIND OF DIALOGUE WERE YOU COOKING UP??? WHAT WAS THIS MISCHARACTERIZATION OF YOUR OWN AU????

Seriously, MI!Harley would not even want to look at HL!Harley. The fact that Leith dissected his (both of theirs) body and turned him into a supercomputer was bad enough, but add onto the fact that MI!Harley had to watch Charlie—his own fucking boyfriend—get mutilated and go through so much pain right in front of him, and he couldn't do anything, and he full-on LOATHES Leith. He completely HATES him. Sending the animatronics (toys) after him wasn't enough during the Hour of Joy; he had to kill him himself. He had to mess him up the same way he messed Charlie up. He had to make him pay.

Not only that, but MI!Harley would be so disturbed by the fact that HL!Harley (canon as well) manipulated and experimented on children and turned them into the toys. My Harley isn't that cruel, he was just making animatronics for war. 😭😭 He wasn't too fond of children (*discreetly hides fan-child for Charlie and Harley*), but he wouldn't even dream of hurting them. Mind you, he's still not that good of a person—still got that nasty attitude and that sadistic nature—but he's a lot more tame than any other version of Harley.

Also, he would be so confused that HL!Harley got his body back. "That backstabber actually created a new body for you? A human form that looked like your original? That's quite disgusting... and obsessive," is what he'd say. And I know that in the comic I made of their non-canonical meet-up, both of them are "human" (robot in HL!Harley's case), but my Harley doesn't get his old body back. He's stuck as that humanoid cyborg thing. (Kinda dangerous.. Kinda sexy. /ref)

So, that was an unnecessary ramble on how incorrect my comic is to my own version of Harley. I just wanted to do something silly, but my brain wouldn't let me brush over it and not address it, so now you have this jumble of words on a screen. I'm so sorry, @ajoure. Forgive me. 😔😔

I've got a bit of lore on this guy (the rabbit sinner), but I don't feel like going into it right now, so just have this little comic of his relationship with Lucifer. He's a servant of his.

Warnings: Alcoholism, suggestive flirting, mild sexual coercion(??)

GROUP PHOTO!!

Nothing to see here, just my Harley hanging out with @archaospetryx, @harleysawyerlover, @birbdaddygram, and @ajoure's Harleys. The child murderers!! 🥰🥰

I wanted to put more, but I work on a phone and my canvas is small. Please, spare me. 😭😭🙏🙏

I joined the casino/servant challenge that @archaospetryx and @birbdaddygram proposed! I like drawing slutty outfits, ngl.

Warnings: Suggestive clothing, bondage with wires

With and without text (the signature in the first one is how I think Harley would sign his name). As you can tell, I'm not very good with pickup lines. 😔😔

God, I love men.

Charlie (my OC) is drooling over this right now.