OKAY THEN WHY U LISTENINGGG???

this gonna be me from now on

this is embarrassing but whenever i have to fill in forms or read letters or anything i always pretend its something for D.U.M.P 😭

like applying for informed unempowered status for someone or sumn like that IK THATS LIKE STUPID BUT I LOVE IT

“Telling your vampire mate your decision EA”

how would we react chat 💀

Sometimes I be wondering how Sam keeps his knees from buckling when Darlin kisses him because god damn they would have me praying to them like they were god

THE GOAT IS BACK LIFE IS TRUELY WORTH LIVING

redacted audio listeners when they're supposed to be getting important lore

Aaron snores softly in his sleep.

thank you.

these bitches love to hate but hate to love like??

so much fandom slander on my feed

“redacted fans are so this” “omg i hate redacted fans they’re so that” “redacted fans are always—“

sit downnnn, you guys have never been in the fandom trenches before, these dog and mosquito kissers are nothing new fr/j/lh/affec

besides i don’t think all the fandom should be defined by the people who have done weird shit, have you seen the bomb ass fics and fanart??? the headcanons, ocs, even the analysis of some of the characters — it’s sick as fuck

we’re all a bunch of gay losers let’s be real /lh/affec

never me though you guys stay safe /j

I promise you, children are never the problem. If there’s a strained relationship between a parent and a child, nine times outta ten, the parents in the wrong.

For anyone who needed ta’ hear this today: I get you. You deserved better.

me 2 years ago discovering redacted audio

found a cancerous cyst in me lady balls inside me lol

all good now its been removed :3

hey chat i know i've been gone awhile :3

someone prayed on my downfall a lil too hard and ended up finding out i have ovarian cancer haha what a weird start to my year 💀

I’ll be posting some Sam/darlin head-canons soon tho it’s bout to go down 😝😝