THE GOAT IS BACK LIFE IS TRUELY WORTH LIVING

i neeeed to know whats going on in this diva's head i neeeeed

sry guys i ate hush and he‘s in my belly. no more hush audios from now on 😕

“Telling your vampire mate your decision EA”

how would we react chat 💀

ho is you ovulation??

AARON IN A SUIT AND TIE

AARON WITH A TIE AND YOU YANK IT TO BEING HIM CLOSER AND CATCH HIM OFF GUARD IN A KISS

AARON WITH A TIE AND HE DOES THAT THING WHERE HE LOOSENS IT, AND IT REVEALS A BIT OF HIS COLLARBONE???? THAT ROUGHNESS THAT CONTRASTS HIS USUAL CLEAN LOOK????

AARON WITH A TIE AND HE SMIRKS INTO THE KISS AND DISTRACTS YOU AS HIS HANDS LOOSEN THE TIE AND WRAP IT AROUND YOUR WRISTS THST ARE PINNED TO THE WALL ABOVE YOUUUU

AARON WITH A TIEESHJDHDJJFNVKK

a reminder...

check up on ur friends today, cus mine dont so am here to remind u to < 3

trust me they might really need it.

confession I took time listening to lasko because his stuttering grated at my ears. It had been the whimpering that sold him to me

hmmm telepath sounds more intriguing

i dont want him to be a vamp even in this AU

Also yeah maybe unempowered

I need everybody and i mean EVERYBODY input on this matter...

What do we think Sam would be like if he was a part of the fooliverse...

when picking my darlin oc's name my MAIN priority was makin sure that it would sound reeeaal good comin out of sam's mouth

I need this gap year to end faster than I can end my life thank yew

this gonna be me from now on

this is embarrassing but whenever i have to fill in forms or read letters or anything i always pretend its something for D.U.M.P 😭

like applying for informed unempowered status for someone or sumn like that IK THATS LIKE STUPID BUT I LOVE IT

He literally has like a history of forgetting the lore he set up himself its kinda funny we're all use to it, not that big of a deal tho

but can you really blame these two they're just two idiot immensly in love :p

relistening to sam’s hbs audio and i can’t help from thinking

did erik not listen to the audio he referenced before writing the script? sam’s second video, the one where he comes over and heals them??

when talking about darlin making the first move, it’s phrased as darlin calling him after getting beat up and asking him to come over and heal them.

THATS NOT WHAT HAPPENED.

sam called them and said “hey sorry to call you out of the blue but i’ve got new info on quinn”, noticed their voice was strained, and when he found out why insisted on coming over to help them.

he literally said “what exactly did you plan on doing if i hadn’t called when i did?”

THEY DIDNT CALL HIM. THEY DIDNT MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.

EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO SAMS HBS I CANT STOP THINKING ABT IT BECAUSE ITS MADE INTO A BIG THING BUT ITS NOT TRUEEEEE