SPN Season 1: Let’s Use Christo To Find Out If They’re A Demon

bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

Often I think (And that's a dangerous thing)

I sit trying to watch something, to play something, to read something, and yet my mind wonders to places

Places like Castiel, Ex-Angel of the Lord, original name being Cassiel, but Balthazar shortened his name to Cassie, and he didn't like that. So he made a public, heavenly stalemate that he's changing his name to CasTiel from now on, and that he was never gonna talk to anyone who called him Cassiel

It caused a bit of an uproar cause all the angels are like, "You can do that?" that Naomi had to fix Cas (Drill drill his angel grace)

But like, a century later, Cas does it again

And by the third time Naomi has scrambled his brain, he just tells him, "Your name is Castiel."

And Cas is like "Okay, I like that"

Balthazar still calls him Cassie

The scripts about Cassiel still remain, so no one really knows Castiel until the much, much later scripts, where Castiel (after memory whip 2) changed them himself

All this because the demon in my head whispered "His deadname is Cassiel"

Nothing will ever be as funny to me as the fact that society progressed so far in the time since 2005 that the demeaning homophobic jokes of vintage spn are now read as obvious signs of Dean Winchester's bisexuality. They tried so hard to make the cowboy straight that they accidentally manifested thee accurate long form portrayal of a closeted bisexual man on television. BiCon.

I want Misha’s character to make a bunch of pop culture references that Soldier Boy doesn’t understand

almost human

I'VE ACTUALLY RUSHED TO MAKE THIS

Funniest thing spn could have done is have Dean and Sam keep their own hunters journals like John did but Sam's is a glimpse into his horrible little mind where he calculated exactly how much demon blood he'd need to drink to do various things to demons and Dean's is the equivalent of writing "Mr Castiel Winchester" in pink glitter gel pen over and over again

My elderly father started talking about how frustrating he finds “the pronouns thing” and I was like. Oh no. He had such a good stand on this, he’s been they/them-ing his cishet siblings for god’s sake! Is he regressing?? And he was talking about how difficult it is to remember, and how onerous it feels to expect strangers to keep track of it, and I’m like oh no oh no.

Then he says, “I mean, the problem isn’t the gender thing. The problem is four words: she, her, he, and him. We got rid of stewardess and turned it into flight attendant. It doesn’t matter if the flight attendant is a man or woman, so we got rid of it. We just need to get rid of those. I don’t need to know.”

“You don’t need to know… people’s gender?”

“No. I don’t care, I don’t need to know, and I don’t want to remember it.”

So we can relax. It’s just a continuation of his crusade to they/them the world. He doesn’t want to remember anyone’s gender. He’s abolishing the genders.

"We have to get in here." ↳ 9.22 - STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN

“I will fall in love with you again.”

Guess who made a destiel animatic…