Funniest Thing Spn Could Have Done Is Have Dean And Sam Keep Their Own Hunters Journals Like John Did

BIBLICALLY ACCURATE HICKEY

supernatural fans said “bi dean” and the writers heard “bye dean”

Well, the next time you want to waste my time with stupid questions, don't.

-Bobby Singer, Supernatural

Unless I am fortunate enough to have been mistaken, the best Destiel fanficion has not yet been written in a huge oversight by the fandom

Picture this: At the end of season 5 Castiel is not killed and resurrected as an angel, but instead is wounded and still very human

Low and behold Dean shows up on Lisa's door step, filthy, emotionally destroyed, with an injured human Cas half unconscious in the back of the impla, like 'suprise I'm here, I can't go more than 2 hours without a drink and I brought this guy I absolutely do not have any overt sexual chemistry with, wanna date me?'

Cut to Dean trying desperately to have a heterosexual relationship with Lisa while helping a very pitiful Castiel learn to shave, how to shower and importantly, how to want things

I wounder what he could possibly want

Meanwhile Lisa is trying to help Dean and get him to open up about how he's feeling, what's happened, etc, only to repeated find him at 3AM sat on the porch with Castiel bearing his soul like its the easiest thing in the world

And also being way too into Doctor Sexy

Eventually, she snaps. Dean's a good guy, and she owes him one for saving Ben, but maybe she doesn't owe him a relationship. Well, not in the way he expected

Lisa Braden must now, using her powers of emotional maturity and patients of 25 saints, convince Dean Winchester to confront his deeply repressed sexuality

Chaos ensues

Also they get a cat

it’s this kinda day, you know?

i finished this hihi

Man has his husband returned to him and suddenly he doesn't want to kill himself anymore

it's season 16. destiel is fully reciprocated canon. dean and cas are swapping spit when cas pulls back to say in a very low and serious tone, "the fact that you are biologically male is of No Consequence. i will impregnate you, dean winchester." dean's eyes widen, he's confused and lowkey scared but also weirdly flattered and pathetically turned on