JENSEN ACKLES As DEAN WINCHESTER Supernatural | I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here (9.01)

Destiel long distance would never work because Cas would never answer his phone, and Dean has abandonment issues and a car

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

i paused at the best time

What was I made for?

I promise I will be working on some serious art soon!

he doesn't even know I'd die for him!

BIBLICALLY ACCURATE HICKEY

dean would absolutely lose cas at grocery stores and go around asking people "hey have you seen a little guy in a trench coat? 'bout yea high? [hand at his shoulder] peach fuzz, devastatingly handsome? sensible shoes? just kind of a weird, dorky little guy?"

everybody is on the lookout for some short, questionably dressed mystery man and meanwhile cas, 6' tall, shaped not unlike a shot putter, is standing at the checkout scrutinizing the tabloids like "...i'm not sure there's any veracity to these claims" while the cashier's register throws a fatal error bc she accidentally lasered him with the barcode scanner and it saw infinity

I'VE ACTUALLY RUSHED TO MAKE THIS

SPN Season 1: Let’s use Christo to find out if they’re a demon

SPN Seasons 2-4: Let’s exorcise all demons to save their vessels

SPN Seasons 5-9: Lol let’s stab the guy and see if he glows when he dies