Maligula’s Fucking Pissed

Replaying psychonauts 1 and oh my god coach oleander character is so fucking funny be fr

I remember when I first met him i thought how he would be a cool mentor and father figure who just shows tough love and was really a nice soldier BUT HE'S NOT!!! HES NOT EVEN CLOSE TO ANY OF THAT!!!

HOW DID THE PSYCHONAUTS ALLOW HIM TO GET THERE DO THEY EVEN KNOW HE LIES ABOUT HIS WHOLE SARGEANT PERSONA????????? LIKE SHOULDN'T THEY KNOW???? YOU CAN ENTER PEOPLE'S MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN SASHA AND MILLA ABSOLUTELY DONT KNOW HE'S NOT ACTUALLY A RENOWNED SOLDIER BUT JUST PLAY ALONG LIKE "sure grandpa lets get you to bed"

Holy shit this is amazing

I think I’m in love with you.

Donatella: Oh pootie! I’m respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your mother by coming in anyway!

sasha theyre committing micro aggressions against me

Didn’t beat the game yet, far from it but good god give this this man a break he’s a good boy like yikes like wow. And yes, I wanna dropkick Norma. Game’s fun so far tho

I have done god’s work

This should’ve been in post game

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Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal

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