LMAOOOOO

Hey. Look at me. Please leave yourself a note somewhere you'll see it later that says "it is going to take years if not decades to get the United States government to the level of functionality it had in November of 2024." If we elect a democrat in 2028, we are not going to be up and running by 2032.

Please make sure you have a reminder in your phone reminding you to not look at 2028/32/36 Democratic candidates and say "why are they not promising/delivering Cool Shit?" because you are going to understand that to get Cool Shit we must have competent people running a decently funded government, and we are not going to have that.

We are not getting UBI. We are not getting single payer healthcare. We are not getting free college or free preschool. We are not redistributing wealth on a large scale. We are not getting free internet. We are not getting ranked choice voting.

If we are lucky, we are going to get an IRS that can collect taxes, qualified schoolteachers, research grants, Social Security, and a government that thinks maybe it should be a priority for people around the worlds to not have AIDS, malaria or TB.

i want to shake those two little Victorian girl bitchs hands who faked the pictures of themselves playing with fairies and thank them for paving the way.

When josh kiszka said “it’s been hard living but I’m too scared to die” I felt that

He's right and he's also living his dream... Truly the man is an icon. 👏🏽🥺

Update: Elmo retweeted!!! And he added something too

saw this on instagram and felt like tumblr should see it too

Animal Videos to Cheer You Up!

(I will continue to update!)

A foster dog tucking in his owner

A tiger getting hugs

A puppy riding a chicken

A cat drinking water very loudly

A turtle with walking music

A cat wants a headbutt

An owl napping

A bunny and dog are friends

A cat and its catnip

A gaggle of ducklings in a sink

A puppy...that’s it

Cats in a box

Bird bath

Pig playing with a ball

Bird getting pet

Excited Puppy

Puppy on a swing

Big tortoise little tortoise

2 cats drinking water

Kitten eating whipped cream

Hamsters in yogurt cups

Deer Zoomies

Baby seal

I need answers

Xóchitl Guadalupe Cruz

Let’s give it up for another amazing young scientist! ❤️