Saw This On Instagram And Felt Like Tumblr Should See It Too

Irreverent Spoilers, but I was thinking today of this scene because it came across my tiktok and thinking through what Irreverent reader would’ve said if it ever comes up in conversation.

Reader: You told him he trusts women less than men? Hm, okay. I can see it.

Emily: Right?!

Hotch: *half jokingly* Watch it, L/N.

Emily: *walks away or gets distracted*

Hotch: What would you have said? Or what would you think, I suppose. Since I know you wouldn’t say whatever your real one is.

Reader: What makes you think I’d sugarcoat it?

Hotch: You wouldn’t. You just wouldn’t say it in front of everyone.

Reader: *looks at him appraisingly in a way that makes him feel exposed* You don’t take care of yourself, to the detriment of the team. You don’t take care of yourself when you’re sick. You don’t go to the therapists. You push yourself far more than you should. Innately, you believe you aren’t worthy of being cared for, so you neglect yourself. Which is fine when you’re the only one impacted by your physical and mental well-being, but it’s actually selfish when there are people relying on you to be at your best.

*LONG AF SILENCE*

Reader: Anyways, I probably would’ve just said you wear bad ties.

THE BARBIE MOVIES ARE JUST HIGH BUDGET FANFICTIONS

i still can’t believe hotch’s wife got nuked by fucking ponyboy

He's right and he's also living his dream... Truly the man is an icon. 👏🏽🥺

Update: Elmo retweeted!!! And he added something too

Dreaming in color

tf did mike do

Reasons why I hate Micheal Wheeler with a passion

he is probably very homophobic 

He is such a little bitch to will. 

He constantly ignores everyone for his Own needs

Lied to el about his grandma dying

Would lose something you let him borrow and then blame it on you

Gaslighter but not Girlboss

He is so focused on el he doesn’t give a shit about anyone else

He was sucking face with el- Literally she barely has any social awareness of the world cause she grew up in a lab and idk. It felt very manipulative 

Has a hot mom that tried to sleep with Billy 

Stupid haircut

Oh my god he’s Litterally so annoying. The scene where they go to scoops to sneak into a  Movie and he rings the bell a million times- I want to take that bell and shove it up his a-

At the end of every season he “learns his lesson” and goes back to being a prick the next

“Friends don’t lie” then lies to el about FUCKING EVERYTHING

probably smells like a gym locker 

Treats max like shit when she was joining the group even though she was just being friendly

In season one Lucas got mad at mike for letting el join the group, but then he gets mad at Lucas for letting max join? Very hypocritical 

Treats el like she couldn’t make her own decisions 

HES SO FUCKING STUPID LITTERALLY IF HE JUST SAID I LOVE YOU TO EL-

“It’s not my fault you don’t like girls” 🚩 

I could be a better boyfriend than him

will literally begged him to play dnd with him for a whole season and he got annoyed and wouldn’t play but the minute will leaves he joins a dnd club???

he tells el INFRONT OF WILL that the best day of his life was the day he met her. (A.k.a the day after Will went to the upside down, so probably the worst day of his life) knowing will had gone missing that day and went through so much trauma. but mike met el right? 😁

The worst ship in the show is anyone x mike because it is bound to be toxic

He wore socks with sandals 

Mike wheeler is the type of person to insist that steak is only cooked when it’s well done and completely dried out and Slathered in ketchup

Probably has his hot mom clean his room and cook for him even when he’s a teen

Literally ignored Will crying in the van

Talked about hopper losing weight as if he probably wasn’t self conscious bout it? 

FORGOT WILLS BIRTHDAY AND MADE EL CRY

Just to clarify this has nothing do with the actor, he’s amazing. 

Happy 26th birthday, Danny!

December 29, 2024

Sirius Black x daughter!reader

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 1

Summary: You were content with your life, living with your cousin while the whereabouts of your father, Sirius Black, and his wellbeing remained unknown after escaping . But that all changed when you had to move into 12 Grimmauld Place for the summer. The worst part of it all? He was there too.

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 2

Summary: Y/N Black is back at Hogwarts after running away from her father’s, Sirius Black’s, house during the summer. The year passes by and soon it’s the end of the year, with the OWLS finished. What happens when she finds out that her father was captured by Voldemort?

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 3

Summary: Arriving at the Department of Mysteries did not turn out as Harry, Ron, Ginny, Hermione, Luna, Neville and Y/N Black had predicted. With Death Eaters trying to steal a prophecy, what happens when the Order arrives and everything begins to spiral down?

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 4

Summary: In the previous chapter, Y/N Black saved her father from death. What is the aftermath of the Department of Mysteries?

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 5

Summary: Dealing with the aftermath of the battle takes its toll on Y/N Black; returning to Hogwarts, trying to get her memories back. An unexpected turn of events towards the end of the year leaves her feeling lost and struck with a form of grief.

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 6 (𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧)

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 7 (𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧)

Xóchitl Guadalupe Cruz

Let’s give it up for another amazing young scientist! ❤️