I Do Want To Post On Here More, But I Have This Semi-rational Fear That I'll Accidentally Post Something

I do want to post on here more, but I have this semi-rational fear that I'll accidentally post something BAD or EMBARRASING and then some day I'll get famous and people will find out this is my account and the Whole World will know about the BAD or EMBARRASING thing I said/drew/reblogged all those years ago.

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6 months ago

You know what, tiny singing guy who lives inside my cellphone? You're right. You should be allowed to glue your poster. I'm not so sure about the thinking, though. I'll consider it.


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3 months ago

My porn not pretentious enough I need to be opening it with a note about a dubiously ethical psychological experiment from the 70s


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2 years ago
These Designs Will Almost Certainly Change, Possibly A Lot, But I’m Reasonably Happy With Them. This

These designs will almost certainly change, possibly a lot, but I’m reasonably happy with them. This isn’t so much an AU of any particular iteration as it is my own personal version of TMNT. I may have gone a bit overboard with the watermarks, but in my defense, these designs probably took around 5 hours total to get to how they currently are. You could say I’m a bit attached to them. The main inspiration for these was a mix of the 2012 and Rise designs, and I was probably at least somewhat influenced by fanart, as well. The actual story of the AU is mostly inspired by the 2003 Ninja Turtles.


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4 months ago

⚠️🛑 Sniff Check 🚨⚠️

⚠️🛑 Sniff Check 🚨⚠️

✅ Pass ✅

⏬ You may continue scrolling at your leisure ⏬

Buddy taken on a Galaxy S3 with a fisheye jelly lens attachment


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6 months ago

It's actually pretty comical how perfectionistic I am with my Tumblr posts. Like, I copy edit that shit. I looked up "copy edit definition" before making this post to make sure I was using the term correctly.


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4 months ago

I don't really know what the plot of fight club is, other than that two of the guys are actually one guy and that soap carving might be involved in some capacity, but all this is just to say that I want to join a secret club where we fight each other for fun. Maybe we could get slushies afterwards or something. I don't know.


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1 year ago
The Return Of My TMNT Fan Iteration (that I Still Don’t Have A Name For). Hooray! Very Minor Redesign

The return of my TMNT fan iteration (that I still don’t have a name for). Hooray! Very minor redesign of my Donatello. For comparison, this is what he looks like in my original “concept art”.


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2 years ago

So how far do Elias’s “seeing through eye images” powers go? Do the eyes have to be a certain level of realistic? Or is it about intention? CAN HE SEE THROUGH EMOTICONS AND EMOJIS? Can he see through a :) ???

a photo of a penguin pillow pet

Imagine he’s trying to keep an eye on someone and the only thing with eyes they keep around is this??

The Pringles logo

Imagine if he looks vaguely similar to Pringle Man, though. Watching people buying groceries through the eyes of his circular doppelgänger.

A photo of a jack-o-lantern on an orange background

Are triangles going too far? Could he still use them? Would his field of vision be weird and triangular if he did?

The “heads” side of an American quarter.

Ok but how did Gertrude avoid all the eyes that show up on currency?


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I show up now and then to yell my thoughts into the void and post the occasional fanart

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