I Don't Really Know What The Plot Of Fight Club Is, Other Than That Two Of The Guys Are Actually One

I don't really know what the plot of fight club is, other than that two of the guys are actually one guy and that soap carving might be involved in some capacity, but all this is just to say that I want to join a secret club where we fight each other for fun. Maybe we could get slushies afterwards or something. I don't know.

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2 years ago

I have 19 evil drafts waiting to inflict damage on the world


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1 year ago

What if the watermelon flavored Craisins were a microcosm of everything wrong with humanity? What would you even do then?


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2 years ago

So how far do Elias’s “seeing through eye images” powers go? Do the eyes have to be a certain level of realistic? Or is it about intention? CAN HE SEE THROUGH EMOTICONS AND EMOJIS? Can he see through a :) ???

a photo of a penguin pillow pet

Imagine he’s trying to keep an eye on someone and the only thing with eyes they keep around is this??

The Pringles logo

Imagine if he looks vaguely similar to Pringle Man, though. Watching people buying groceries through the eyes of his circular doppelgänger.

A photo of a jack-o-lantern on an orange background

Are triangles going too far? Could he still use them? Would his field of vision be weird and triangular if he did?

The “heads” side of an American quarter.

Ok but how did Gertrude avoid all the eyes that show up on currency?


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6 months ago

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

6 months ago

I just realized I haven't posted any art on here in over a year. I should probably do something about that.


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2 years ago

More Stellar Firma Incorrect Quotes

Trexel: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. David 7: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Trexel: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Trexel: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. David 7: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Trexel: Yes! IMOGEN: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

David 7: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Trexel: I'm a knife. Bathin, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

Hartro: Trexel isn’t answering their phone Paradrak: I’ll call Hartro: David 7 and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Trexel: Hello?

Hartro, banging on the door: Trexel! Open up! Trexel: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Paradrak: No, they meant- David 7: Let them finish.

Hartro: Board, give me patience. Trexel: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Hartro: If the Board gave me strength, you'd be dead.

David: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Trexel: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans. David: but what’s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Trexel: David, they...they weren’t always orphans. David:

Trexel: David 7! My face is on fire! David 7: Trexel! Are you ok?! Trexel: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. David 7: But your face is on fire. Trexel: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.


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