I Have 19 Evil Drafts Waiting To Inflict Damage On The World

I have made an unfortunate and unwanted discovery

anyways here’s The Bifrost Incident album cover made out of the Nike logo

Actual image for comparison (the colors are off in my bootleg version because I didn’t really look at the original when I was making it)

The fact that these aren’t real and I can’t pet one and hold it in my lap and feed it organic berries and Greenies is DEVASTATING

wanted to start another speculative biology project and made this

"what if i mixed a baby bird and a fuzzy beetle"

u get a small intelligent omnivore about the size of a housecat that permanently looks like a child

their antenna are packed full of olfactory receptors, excellent for smelling, tasting and feeling, same goes for those bristles on their legs

After I posted this I went back to the video and pressed play and it turns out I paused it literally 2 seconds before she says the words “I’m breaking down” so I guess I was right

“I don’t have time for a breakdown now! :D I have to get back to my banana carrot surprise!! :D!”

I’m watching falsettos here’s my thoughts

it’s very confusing at first but I like the Cube.

“I was trained in karate” ??

I love chess kid (Jason)

this psychiatrist is not very professional.

I think Jason is the one who needs a psychiatrist the least out of all of them.

I like how they keep breaking apart and repurposing parts of the Cube as things gradually get more chaotic

I can’t remember if falsettos is the show with the song “I’m breaking down” or not so I guess we’ll see

TIME SENSITIVE! Help Rėlli escape Texas!

This gofundme is not mine, I am just reposting it.

If anyone has the means to donate I suggest doing so. From the gofundme:

“Hi, My name is Rėlli. I am a disabled trans person trapped in Texas that has been cut off from medical care and is becoming less safe by the day just being trans in this hellpit of a state. My current living situation has me trapped where abusive family has unrestricted access to me… I am on an extremely limited time frame. I have to get out of Texas before the end of March or my moving costs will rise dramatically and I will lose access to what few services I have access to… I have managed to get ahold of the majority of funding I need to move and secure a year of housing, but as of now I am $6k short of what I need for just housing, moving and basic survival. I am trans, autistic, physically disabled and chronically ill. I do not believe I can survive in Texas much longer and I am desperate. I hate asking for help, even more so asking for this much help, so I wouldn’t be asking if I felt I had any other options.”

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I feel bad for people stuck with City Water

Seriously though, if you've lived in an urban area your whole life, you're probably missing out on the True Water Experience. I seriously think that most people would be a lot less dehydrated if municipal water was less gross. They add chlorine and fluoride to it, but did you know they also remove calcium and magnesium? It's because of the deposits it leaves in pipes. But water is so much tastier with calcium and magnesium, and also healthier. It helps prevent heart disease. Maybe you think you've experienced the True Water Experience because you've had bottled "spring water". You're probably wrong. It's still not very tasty. I know that putting the chlorine helps kill bacteria but I wish they could find another way to do that. Seriously though, I live in a place where my water comes from a well (we have plumbing, it's not like a well where you pull up a bucket, its an underground well). There's no chemicals or treatment things in it it's just from out of the ground. It's very delicious and don't worry, it's totally safe, nobody's ever gotten sick from it. I hope I never have to live some where where I have only city water. I would hate that very much. If you live in a city you should visit a rural place so you can try water. Don't just drink it out of a random stream though, that's not very safe. Although I do know a stream that people get water from. Nobody's gotten sick yet. But yeah, we have very good water here. You should come drink it. I don't know why I wrote what is essentially a rambling advertisement for well water. I didn't sleep last night. That's probably enough of an explanation.

thinkin about clones

I’ve been calling him “agent bitchup” in my head for months, so I feel very understood right now.

also I agree with everything op says about him, he is quite the enigmatic little freak.

I love Bishop so much one of my favourite TMNT characters ever he’s a secret agent in a suit that creates clones of himself that has never lost a fight he’s a bitch he keeps aliens in jars on his wall like a little freak he’s untouchable he’s a poor little meow meow he gaslights the president he is the president he’s been alive for centuries he wears silly little sunglasses all the time he was responsible for the Roswell incident he’s so painfully human that he’s unrecognisable as one he never changes he’s always changing he’s committed unforgivable atrocities he personally created galactic peace he has a boyfriend he tried to dissect Mikey he’s a catboy with feminine hips