Okay, But Hear Me Out -- What If His Parents Weren't Usually Red And Blue?

i just know that stan would call someone sugar tits before a slap on the ass

Billy Wonka

Billy boy

do NOT pass the mentally ill child the animal planet channel they'll just start watching monsters inside me and worrying obsessively about a tapeworm being in their body for weeks straight

yada yada you know the drill @frootrollup1‘s human bill cause hes been living in my mind for months i want to punch him affectionately and then treat the ugly bruise i gave him

what does ford know anyway. all he's got is an honorary PhD from that two-bit anti-torture college

(dialogue is of course from this classic dril tweet, which will live in my brain forever)

more of these. because i have about a billion of them

local “being of pure energy with no weakness” has cartoonish hands

THE LAST ONE HELP

bill cipher + veggietales facts tweets

wAcky

kill him

I hate him

Gravity Falls yippeeee