What Does Ford Know Anyway. All He's Got Is An Honorary PhD From That Two-bit Anti-torture College

HC that Ford’s hair is so floofy that birds try to nest in it on a regular basis

do NOT pass the mentally ill child the animal planet channel they'll just start watching monsters inside me and worrying obsessively about a tapeworm being in their body for weeks straight

yada yada you know the drill @frootrollup1‘s human bill cause hes been living in my mind for months i want to punch him affectionately and then treat the ugly bruise i gave him

i just know that stan would call someone sugar tits before a slap on the ass

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

you better watch out

Has this been done yet??

I saw the Nick Fury meme and got an idea.

I wonder if this was a mistake 😂😂

local man takes notes from worlds shittiest advice giver

Dialogue from the Utopia chapter of Flat Minds

Last Song: Lights Out - MSI

Favourite colour: PINKPINKPINK

Last movie/TV show: Breaking Bad

Sweet/savoury/spicy: SWEET

Relationship stat: married on cartoon triangle

Last Google Search: Character ai 💀

Current obsessions: Gravity Falls, alcohol, Jerma985

Tagging: none

Nine people I'd like to get to know better

Tagged by @meghawhopp <33

Last song: Down by the River by Borislav Slavov from the Baldur’s Gate 3 Soundtrack (or more specifically the cover of Down by the River by Nerissa Ravencroft)

Favorite color: Blue and purple!

Last movie/TV show: Seinfeld, I’m currently on season four!

Sweet/spicy/savory?: I have a huge sweet tooth, so sweet things

Relationship status: Single

Last thing I googled: I searched up the show “Arthur” because I was trying to find that one meme where Buster was like “You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and spread lies?”

Current obsession: Fragaria memories and tears of themis mostly^^

Tag Nine People: @kyaruun @xinieeee @deadmansbistro @florapot @hunita812 @scuffle-with-spirals @rexonalapis @maxellera @manicpixiedoomedgirl

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