Gaius : I’m Having A Child

Gaius: I found Merlin, he was sleeping on the job

Merlin: I wasn’t sleeping! I was drugged!

Gaius: Cancel that, Sire, he was doing drugs

Uther: Am I in hell?

Gaius: No, Uther. If you were in hell, you'd be on a throne and the devil would be packing.

To fight ice with fire is reckless.

mergwaine at a restaurant

merlin: can you please get us a table?

gwaine: sure thing love

[three minutes later]

gwaine, sprinting towards merlin, carrying a table: START THE CAR!!!

Merlin: I got thrown in the stocks today. Again.

Gaius, sighing: What did you do this time?

Merlin: In the throne room, Uther pointed his sword at me and said "There's an idiot at the end of this sword".

Merlin: So I asked which end.

Gaius:

Gaius: Merlin's magic is beyond all comprehension. With each passing day, he only grows more powerful.

Merlin, with his face pressed against the microwave window at three in the morning: All right fucker where's my mac and cheese I want answers

Lancelot: How are we going to get in?

Merlin: Don’t worry. We have magic

Merlin: *smashes window*

Merlin: “Arthur.” Dramatic sobbing  ”I’m Irish.”

Arthur: “Don’t be stupid Merlin, You’re not Irish, I would know.” 

Merlin: “Arthur, I am Irish. Look.” Potatoes rain from the sky

Arthur: …get away from me

*DJ Khaled’s voice* Another one Merlin being a sassy little shit, gifset number 54593043 because he just never stops and I won’t too 

Colin Morgan 

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