my flatmate convinced me to watch “teen beach movie” and oh boi I don’t regret it this movie has everything
himbos
the existential horror of being fictional
tacky musical numbers
the two genders: surfers and bikers
an entire number about “knowing what girls/boys like”
flamboyant villains that are probably married with two kids
Les Camembert
feminism? in my 60s girls slumber party? it’s more likely than you think
a biker called butchy which is probably like the least straight name if you’re wearing leather and singing
so many references to Grease, West Side Story and Happy Days that are totally wasted on the target audience
the power of friendship? no - the power of dumbass chaotic teens
“The next time I catch you Regulus, I’ll drag you to Azkaban and hand you in myself.”
Regulus would punt baby Voldemort in the afterlife like a soccer ball
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HE SEE’S THAT LIL NASTY ASS THING TAHT WAS UNDER THE BENCH AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF IT
forty seventh prompt:
regulus is sent forward in time, into harry’s fifth year. he’s in his younger 15-year-old body, and the book starts off with him waking up on the knight bus, still holding all his memories.
he attends hogwarts again, with the help of dumbledore telling the teachers to not say anything about him. regulus also gets sorted into slytherin, and is tasked by dumbledore to help with researching the horcruxes.
it’s only when harry struggles with teaching a spell to dumbledore’s army that regulus is approached and asked to co-teach.
some things that could be used:
- regulus uses the room of requirement for a new library with some horcrux books in it. hermione sees him use the wall one time and tries to like interrogate him and he’s like uhm
- he helps the weasleys do a prank at one point and they’re the ones that recommend he can help the army
- harry’s always staring at him cause ‘wow this dude looks so familiar’
- regulus and snape argue in class constantly
- regulus starts teaching harry occlumency
- he’s got tons of scars from the inferni and when umbridge is like “nothings gonna hurt you!” that one time in class everyone just turns and. stares at him
- or, instead of the weasleys recommending him it’s luna cause they’re friends :)
- regulus mothers draco cause he was supposed to be his godfather lmao
- he could run in and save sirius at last minute
- oh yeah he’d need to have a different name as well lmaoo
- honestly should i write this i have so many ideas
Sirius, bursting into Regulus's room: At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Regulus: At the hands of your sibling?
Sirius: An accident.
Regulus: Yeah, it will be an 'Accident'.
Andromeda: I don't have the right to show interest in someone?
Regulus: You absolutely do, and I absolutely have the right to humiliate you for it.
It took a while but it’s finally done.
HOKAGE
The highest authority of Konohagakure, the face of the Fire Country’s military forces and has the duty to lead, administer and protect Konoha and to ensure the maximum prosperity of the village.
KONOHA COUNCIL
The Konoha Council, made up of the village’s top officials and people the Hokage trusts. Their duty is to assist the Hokage in governing Konoha and to offer their opinion on decisions that must be made with the greatest benefit to Konoha in mind.
In addition, in case the Hokage is unable to choose his successor, the council is responsible for finding eligible candidates for the position.
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