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Five [MASTERPOST]

A Kakashi-centric Naruto fan comic centering around the events that occurred when Kakashi was five years old, from his early graduation to his father’s suicide.

Please note that this is a story about a child soldier living in a world where being raised for war is commonplace, so there is a global content warning for this sort of child abuse, gore/violence, and death.

(1),(2),(3),(4),(5),(6),(7) (8),(9),(10)

(11),(12),(13),(14),(15),(16),(17),

(18),(19),(20) (21),(22),(23),(24),

(25),(26),(27),(28),(29),(30),(31),

(32),(33),(34),(35),(36),(37),(37.5)

(38),(39),(40),(41),(42),(43),(44)

(45),(46),(47),(48),(49),(50),(51),

(52),(53),(54),(54.5)(54.9),(55),(56),

(57),(58),(59),(60),(61),(62),(63),(64)

(65),(66),(67),(…)

Also available to read on AO3.

one time i had a dream that my family was at a dinner party with the blacks for some reason and i had to sit next to regulus. in the dream, i didn't know him so i thought he was super boring and quiet but i quickly found out that he was the deadpan chaotic type? like he was constantly muttering absolutely wild stuff under his breath with a completely straight face and whenever that happened i'd look at him like yo tf and he'd just look innocently back at me like he never even said anything. like my guy would just casually refer to large sums of money as "smackarackaroonies" in his ridiculously posh accent with the air of someone discussing the weather and act like it was a completely normal thing to say. i was in tears lmfao

OP YOU MET REGULUS BLACK HOW DOES IT FEEL

AN: Harry Potter Fic: holding a handful of flames 

4k of rough Regulus Lives fic, in which RAB is somehow held in stasis in the Inferi Lake and is fetched and revived by Kreacher after Walburga’s death (1986 or 1987-ish). I think this was written as a potential FTH auction fic back in 2017, but put aside in favor of focusing on my RAB-centric fic FDITH. 

Never posted to tumblr or AO3 before; fic under the cut. 

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Harry: Oh and Hermione started S.P.E.W

Sirius: She started spewing?

Hermione: No. S.P.E.W. It’s an organization that fights for house elf rights and makes sure they get treated fairly

Sirius (scoffing): Have you met house elves? Have you met my house elf? They’re annoying and nosy

Hermione (frowning): That’s not nice Sirius. They deserve to be treated equally. Maybe if you were a bit nicer to Kreacher, he’d be nicer to you

Sirius (remembering a black haired boy with bright gray eyes saying the exact same words to him at the exact same table 20 years ago): How much?

Hermione: Excuse me?

Sirius: How much do you need to get it started?

Hermione: I don’t need m-

Sirius (interrupting): I have money to spend and it’s for a good cause. It’ll be a monthly donation. Make it in the name of Reggie

Hermione: Uh okay? I’ll make the donation in Reggie’s name

Sirius (smiling and thinking of how much he hated to be called Reggie): Good. Thank you.

Slytherin won but Sirius would never let it pass the opportunity to embarrass and be proud of his little brother

AND SINCE JK ROWLING TURNED OUT A BITCH SHE CAN EAT MY ASS!!! I’m ignoring any canon content & that involves Sirius and Regulus were close good bros

No thoughts, head empty, only Kakashi tiredly fighting 2 Akatsuki lumberjacks with (1) kunai and like half of a normal person’s chakra while looking out for his dead friend’s students 

i was reading through all the asks of reg surviving the cave and like y'know there's a bunch of fics where he and sirius meet up and they try to get horcruxes safely or whatever but I'm just imagining regulus keeps on doing the most wild stunts and lighting things on fire and going wild and everyone keeps thinking he keeps dying but somehow he's never dead and no one knows what's happening because I saw him die but I also just saw him on the news setting fire to the church of england and i also got a call that the malfoy estate was burned down moony what's happening help

regulus: you should have killed me when you had the chance.

I may or may not be in a cult.

Update: I'm definitely in a cult.

Another update: I don't even remember agreeing to this but all my cousins are in, so it shouldn't be that bad.

Okay it's bad, it's bad. It's really bad. Abort.

Googles: How to safely remove yourself from a group of people.

Sirius, come pick me up I'm scared.

You know who I'm talking about.

Sirius, bursting into Regulus's room: At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?

Regulus: At the hands of your sibling?

Sirius: An accident.

Regulus: Yeah, it will be an 'Accident'.

harry: i won't stop until you're defeated for good!

voldemort: wizard jesus, kid, intense much? what's your problem?

harry: you LITERALLY MURDERED MY PARENTS

voldemort: murdered my parents too, you don't see me bitching about it